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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You should focus your energies on something else instead of a potential life partner, something more attainable for the love-inapt*.Like maybe a career in Rock'n'Roll, I can see you doing something like that, I reckon if you started a Semisonic Revival band, you'd make a fortune and everyone would be happy. Then, during this, you might find someone else who also loves 90s semi-popular band Semisonic, you'll find that you have something in common, like how you both think that Feeling Strangly Fine is the greatest one-hit-wonder album ever produced ever.
Or maybe Third Eye Blind, they were great too.
* I'm including myself in this one.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:43,
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You know that person who took photos of dogs using a fisheye lens?Well, I bet, at the time, they were the happiest people on the planet, at least for a while.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:44,
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There are people who drive trains on the tube, and they get paid for it too !I'd love to do a bit of that, just bung my headphones on and drive from stop to stop. Am I going to stop in perfect time? NOBODY KNOWS ! Can he do it? CAN HE DO IT? YESSSS ! PERFECT STOPPAGE !!!! *runs around my little train controlling hut with top off.
And I'd be able to put my headphones on quiet (so I can still hear instructions), and spend all day every day getting paid to get Third Eye Blind lyrics perfect every time, in case they bring them out on rockband.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:46,
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ORRR ORRR I KNOW I KNOW ORRRR....Have you tried opiets? They're lovely, they make you feel like you're getting a hug from a hot water bottle inside a teddy bear inside your chest and head.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:47,
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You could volentire at the euthinasia department at your local vets, that'll be a laugh.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:48,
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Me too.Gonz - you are priceless.
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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 10 May 2010, 12:52,
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