Note new sig.
Sorry.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 10 May 2010, 17:00, 25 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Shirter

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:02, Reply)

How very dare you?
Bumder or nothing for me.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 10 May 2010, 17:03, Reply)

There's a special word for you Porky.
Smugler.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 10 May 2010, 19:21, Reply)

*duffs again for good measure*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:03, Reply)

*Picks pocket of duffer*
*Legs it sharpish with Montys fee.*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 10 May 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Speaking of duffed up
Last night I was on a poncey ghost walk and couldn't do my quiz.
The landlord announced over the microphone that I was absent, due to being 'in Cambridge and pregnant'.

Karma I suppose, we did this about one of the other barmaids a couple of years ago. She returned after 6 months and people were asking how the baby was.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Congratulations!
How far along is the little one? Got any names chosen yet?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:04, Reply)

I'm either going to call it 'Chips'
or 'Termination'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:06, Reply)

My missus won't let me
Name our firstborn (should we have one) "Rage". Regardless of sex.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:07, Reply)

Rage!!!!
That's French for rabies you cunt.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:08, Reply)

I'm not French
Although I am a cunt.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:10, Reply)

A major one!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:10, Reply)

At first I thought you were being unneccessarily cruel to me
The I realised you were riffing on my username.

Right?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Yes, son
Have no fear.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:13, Reply)

I feel that Gary
Would be a good name.

Eh, Gary?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 May 2010, 17:07, Reply)

I was thinking of calling it Guv, Guv.
You've been a tower of strength these last couple of months.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:08, Reply)

*Punches shoulder in friendly yet manly fashion*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 May 2010, 17:09, Reply)

*blushes*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:09, Reply)

what do you make of my new sig?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:17, Reply)

Almost as good as mine

(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:21, Reply)

True enough.
I'm now considering changing it again to reflect my new-found regal status.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:23, Reply)

ARE YOU????

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:24, Reply)

I see Brown's finally resigned.
Bonk-eyed, witless, pitiful old twat.

I don't mind Brown, mind you.

*DIES LAUGHING*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:48, Reply)

what does that mean now then?
ToryDem coalition? or will the new guy get a chance to talk to Clegg as well?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:03, Reply)

Lib/Lab alliance.
Bastard Clegg will get a thorough booting in October's election.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 10 May 2010, 19:19, Reply)