I tried the internet dating thing a few months ago
the girls I met were pretty cool, but it didn't really work out with any of them. What surprised me though, was their shock at meeting an ordinary guy from the internet, and the things they told me about the kinds of guys and messages they got was bewildering
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:10, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You have no idea.
The few guys who contacted me must have been reading the wrong profile. They were totally unsuitable. I got quite depressed about it but I thought I'd give it one last try.
( girlinthehole, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:12, Reply)

Define unsuitable?
Not your type or craigslist material?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:16, Reply)

No common interests and hated tattoos and peircings.

( girlinthehole, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:19, Reply)

Waht are you main interests then?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:22, Reply)

I just want someone funny, honest and open minded.
Is that too much to ask?
( girlinthehole, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:23, Reply)

Apparently,
keep trying.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:24, Reply)

I'm giving it till the end of the year.
Then I'm having my clitoris surgically removed and joining the Women's Guild.
( girlinthehole, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:43, Reply)

Its till better than
giving up on having standards
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:45, Reply)

You are totally incorrect
Having standards is a major factor in perpetual loneliness
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:58, Reply)

: (
It's a cross I have to bear.
( girlinthehole, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:00, Reply)

I HAVE TATTOOS AND PIERCINGS!
*smooshes*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:22, Reply)

You have a lovely husband you lucky girl.

( girlinthehole, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:24, Reply)

Yeah, but the blood, sweat & tears it took to get this far......
'twasn't always a bed of roses, nor is it now. Fucking real life bastarding hurdles getting in the way and all that jizz. He is a goodun though ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:34, Reply)

I'm taking that as a compliment.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 May 2010, 21:55, Reply)

As you like.....
;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:52, Reply)

my best one was from a guy
who offered to massage my feet with his 'member'

I think it would be less creepy if he'd said 'cock'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:13, Reply)

Member!
Brilliant!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:14, Reply)

The first girl I met told me about a guy whose opening gambit
Was to ask if she was a virgin.
...And another bloke who tried to be all aloof and disinterested in her. 'How do you do that on the internet?' you might ask, by repeatedly sending blank messages, of course.
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:20, Reply)

sounds like a real people person

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:28, Reply)