I want fishy spunk NOW
Any B3tans out there who haven't showered for a week wanna send me their spaff?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:08, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You're not helping yourself come over as 100% heterosexual you know.

( girlinthehole, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Yeah, you're like some kind of bumming merman

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Isn't that Ethel's brother?

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Thank you
for knowing who Ethel Merman is, and making me look less gay by proxy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Everything's Coming Up Roses
was Alan's buzzer on QI last night. Coincidence?
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Yes

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:17, Reply)

I have completely given up on appearing 100% heterosexual to you lot
If I climbed Everest whilst simultaneously having full sex with a woman, drinking absinthe and smoking a camberwell carrot there'd be a sign at the top saying "SHIRTER"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Yeah, but only becuase you have Graham Norton living in your arse
using your prostate as a punchbag
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:21, Reply)

I think your mis-quoting me there.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:21, Reply)

You do know that a carrot is a Freudian symbol of a penis?

( girlinthehole, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:22, Reply)

everything is a freudian symbol of a penis
here's a joke

Q: how many freudian psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. one to change the bulb and the other to hold the penis ladder.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Absinthe isn't the most masculine of drinks.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:24, Reply)

that's true
it is one of the few that has its own fairy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 May 2010, 13:25, Reply)