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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I can't think of many things less zen than watching tv

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:44, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I'm on about the sewing numpty.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:46, Reply)
the sewing and tv part of your statement had equal prominence
sewing isn't very zen on its own either.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:54, Reply)
It's the calming influence of it
sewing is quite zen, its repetitive motion is quite serene.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:55, Reply)
You're always dissagreeing with what I say.
You must really fancy me.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:57, Reply)
we all know it's you that fancies me
and your attempt at reversal just proves it
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 May 2010, 15:02, Reply)
Why would I fancy you?
You don't even have a tattoo.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 12 May 2010, 15:06, Reply)
irrelevant

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 May 2010, 15:11, Reply)
I have a tattoo
you can fancy me instead. We can spend our later years sewing by the fireside.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 12 May 2010, 15:11, Reply)
That would be nice except I'll be dead when you're old.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 12 May 2010, 15:13, Reply)
everyone's a winner

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 May 2010, 15:19, Reply)
This is getting embarrasing.
It could never work between us.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 12 May 2010, 15:24, Reply)
you can be my sugar momma!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 12 May 2010, 15:31, Reply)
Oh I gots lots of sugar to give : )
Edit - I've just realised how creepy that sounds given your age. Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 12 May 2010, 15:36, Reply)
With it turned off, silly.

(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 12 May 2010, 14:46, Reply)
Especially if it's Britain's Got Talent
Or any associated soul-raping show.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:47, Reply)
Actually studies have shown that people can use less brain power watching tv than simply sitting on their own
Blank Zen mind courtesy of The One Show
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 May 2010, 14:48, Reply)

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