Isn't Chuck Norris on our side?
What the fuck do we need with Trident?
( girlinthehole, Wed 12 May 2010, 15:48, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

finally, something we can agree on
although I have a feeling Chuck is a member of some crazy religion or something...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 May 2010, 15:49, Reply)

As long as he's not a Muslim, what does it matter.

( girlinthehole, Wed 12 May 2010, 15:51, Reply)

better a muslim
than a scientologist
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 May 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Scientologists don't bomb people.
Although they are scary.
( girlinthehole, Wed 12 May 2010, 15:55, Reply)

the Scientology centre in Manchester is really near my office
they tell me I look stressed when I'm on my way to get food. I'm not stressed, I love food!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 12 May 2010, 16:39, Reply)

NEAR THE TOP!

(likeajackhammer, Wed 12 May 2010, 16:59, Reply)

I'm trying to come up with a joke here, but I'm failing....
The trident is psidon's weapon of choice.
The lightening bolt is zuse's weapon of choice.
I want to say something like "We don't need the trident, we've got chuck noris (who is the lightening bolt of zuse)", but can't work out how to word it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 12 May 2010, 15:57, Reply)

You could make a joke about chewing gum

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 12 May 2010, 16:32, Reply)

that crossed my mind too

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 May 2010, 16:37, Reply)