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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Why has no-one else demanded details of the new bra?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:54, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
because we aren't trying to cover up our homosexuality

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:03, Reply)
So you're trying to prove how not gay you are
by being disinterested in breasts?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:12, Reply)
nope
we aren't the ones who openly enjoy ballroom dancing or whatever it is so have no need
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:24, Reply)
way you say "openly enjoy ballroom dancing"
implies there's some sort of underground cabal who practice it in secret

"The first rule of Ballroom Club is MORE SEQUINS!!!"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:30, Reply)
you mean
there isn't?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:36, Reply)
Not yet...
You do understand that a Ballroom version of Fight Club will lead to fabulous terrorism
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:39, Reply)

fabulous terrorismmassive amounts of bumming
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:41, Reply)
Surely it's possible to terrorise and sodomise at the same time?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:45, Reply)
especially if the recipient is not a bumder

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:51, Reply)
*dons sequined balaclava*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:03, Reply)
where's Crow with his alert
when you need him?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:13, Reply)
casually disinterested
because they're such a common occurrence in our heterosexual lives.

Well, they are in mine, I see a pair every day.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:24, Reply)
i see two
unfortunately, one of them is mine
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:30, Reply)
only one?
that's weird

EDIT: Oh, did you mean one pair? I thought you meant just one.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:35, Reply)
yes, one pair
i'm not that much of a freak i'm afraid
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:37, Reply)
yes, ^this

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:53, Reply)
nearly
by not being rabidly interested in every mention of breasts
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:52, Reply)

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