Good Morning Starshine,
The Earth Says Hello.

Gliddy gloop gloopy
Nibby nobby nooby
La la la lo lo
Sabba sibby sabba
Nooby abba dabba
Le le lo lo
dooby ooby walla
dooby abba dabba
Early morning singing song

Why don't they write them like that anymore?

PS: Anybody want to join my club? See profile.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 13 May 2010, 7:52, 119 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

OMFG YOU'RE QUOTING SONG LYRICS.
Emo.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 13 May 2010, 7:57, Reply)

All in aid of the good morning theme.
I reckon It'll be a while before I run out. : )
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 13 May 2010, 7:59, Reply)

I feel sick.
I've been feeling sick since Sunday.

Remembering that song is making me feel even more ill.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:02, Reply)

And my work is done.
Pile of crap innit? Just as well thay don't write them like that anymore.
Felling sick/ MTFU and get some fucking grease inside you.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 13 May 2010, 8:04, Reply)

It's not that kind of sick.
I just need moar booze.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:06, Reply)

We all need moar booze.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:07, Reply)

No you don't.
The only thing less attractive than a hungover woman is a hungover bulldog.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 13 May 2010, 8:32, Reply)

I couldn't be more unattractive if I tried.
But I'm willing to give it a go.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:34, Reply)

Fair enough.
That kind of selfless effort can only be admired.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 13 May 2010, 8:36, Reply)

Thank you.
I try my best.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:42, Reply)

Get yourself a Peter Stringfellow mask.
Job done.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:28, Reply)

People have more dignity these days.
Wait a minute... No they don't

I hate you Porkylips.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:05, Reply)

Sigh
*Awaits the arrival of Monty.*
*Assumes the about to be duffed position.*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 13 May 2010, 8:11, Reply)

*crashes through the door at full tilt brandishing a glaive*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:44, Reply)

I had to google 'glaive'
Turns out I'm not up on historic weaponry.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:45, Reply)

Sorry!
glaive hard on.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:45, Reply)

I'd rather you used the family cestus.
Glaives are so impersonal.

PS: What's the difference between a glaive and a voulge?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 13 May 2010, 8:52, Reply)

As you wish.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:56, Reply)

Thank you.
A duffing should be up close and personal.
Blades indeed.
For shame, Montesque, for shame.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 13 May 2010, 9:01, Reply)

Glaive is in my dictionary
Voulge isn't.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:56, Reply)

As you were.
Wikipedia is my friend in this case.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 13 May 2010, 8:59, Reply)

Thinner blade on a glaive I believe.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:01, Reply)

Exactly.
And normally socket mounted whereas the Voulge is often side mounted for better hacking, glaives being mainly for cut and thrust.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 13 May 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Day three of 'the eat more fruit, veg and seeds and less crap' regime
and I feel fucking fantastic today. This shit really works.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:42, Reply)

Duh!

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:43, Reply)

For a guy who's eaten junk most of his life
it's come as a very refreshing revelation.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:48, Reply)

Better late than never.
I think I'm going to just stop eating. Food is for wimps.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:51, Reply)

And I'll bet
there's a lot of shit too. You'll not be in need of laxatives!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:44, Reply)

Sorry, I can't be in your gang
As I'm a young un.

I know I'm not the youngest, that's between Applebite and Lampito, but apart from that I think I am. Ah well, I turn 22 next week!

EDIT: Sorry, Poppet slipped my mind, she is the youngest!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:53, Reply)

Pfft.
Old is in the head as well. Join if you want!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 13 May 2010, 8:56, Reply)

Actually I think I'm one of the youngest.
I turned 18 three months ago.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 13 May 2010, 9:06, Reply)

18 eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:07, Reply)

I turned 18 recently too.
1991.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:08, Reply)

Shit, you'll be dead soon

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:09, Reply)

I may eat myself to death this very evening.
For tonight is the Montstock Festival, at the mighty Tayyab's.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:11, Reply)

that's not so long ago...

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 13 May 2010, 9:09, Reply)

You weren't even born then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:10, Reply)

That's the year I turned 3

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:11, Reply)

don't say that, I was trying to be nice to you, you old fart.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 13 May 2010, 9:13, Reply)

You succeeded with aplomb.
Thank you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:14, Reply)

no worries.
I've been practising.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 13 May 2010, 9:15, Reply)

Don't be nice to him
Point and laugh at the old man while he dances the Charleston, because he's 'hip'
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:25, Reply)

MORE LIKE HIP REPLACEMENT

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:35, Reply)

I was going to write exactly that
but then decided it was too lame
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:36, Reply)

*something about needing a hip op, not hip hop*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:37, Reply)

I just figured the mouseover text would do

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:42, Reply)

I've decided to be extra lame today.
to show you all how its done
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:43, Reply)

This is different to normal?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:44, Reply)

burn

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Bitter old man
Now it all makes sense.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:11, Reply)

Can it, tranny-boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:13, Reply)

you old bastard
I started secondary school in '92
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:12, Reply)

*raises ear trumpet*
SPEAK UP, SONNY.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:13, Reply)

*pisses in ear trumpet*

You wanna get that looked at grandad
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Early Picture Of Monty
Before the drugs messed him up
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Picture of Agy, yesterday

Before Green Day messed him up.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:30, Reply)

I look pretty good

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Ha, old man
I was 5 in '92.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Whoops.
Sorry!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:09, Reply)

I must be getting old, I just pressed refresh rather than export on a report
it must be Alzheimers lol
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:25, Reply)

excelols

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:31, Reply)

(it was crystal reports lol)

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:34, Reply)

I've heard of them
but I don't know enough about them for a witty comeback.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:35, Reply)

You should do what the uneducated masses generally do
And make one up anyway.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:37, Reply)

You young whippersnappers
I'm 50 in 17 days.

*wanders off muttering "I remember when all this was fields" etc etc*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:34, Reply)

You can actually remeber a time before the internet.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:35, Reply)

I remember Blue Peter doing a piece
on "The Information Super Highway" where you would be able to play games and order pizza from your telly.

No mention of porn though.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:37, Reply)

I can remember a time before television.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 13 May 2010, 9:38, Reply)

I can remember a time before garlic bread.

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:39, Reply)

garlic...bread?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Just don't, alright.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:42, Reply)

My thoughts exactly

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:43, Reply)

As I don't know what the thing I'm quoting actually comes from
(have only heard it from a friend) I'm not sure what you are getting at.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:46, Reply)

I demand an explanation.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 13 May 2010, 9:48, Reply)

It's a massively overdone Peter Kay quote
Ignorance is not a crime in this case, we'll let you off.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:48, Reply)

It's a Peter Kay stand up routine
Whereby his father is so old and Northern that he has never heard of garlic bread or for the matter cheese cake. It's funny cos it's true and not Northenist as Peter Kay is a coal gargling whippet fondler as well.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Thank you - so glad I never got one of those new televisual thingies.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 13 May 2010, 9:51, Reply)

But without one you can't watch The History of Science which is excellent
disregarding laptop internet watching
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:53, Reply)

I fucking despise Peter Kay and his shit northern "comedy"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:02, Reply)

oh god me too
people say it's because I don't get it, but it's because it's not funny! It all consists of "isn't it funny when you do [trivial common activity] and then [trivial common event] happens".

I did quite enjoy it when he called Liam Gallagher a knobhead though and there is one of his jokes that made me laugh, which was "I'm doing some work on the roof this weekend with my stepladder; I don't get on with my real ladder".
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:23, Reply)

He's a fat unfunny cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I've just had a good yell at the customers services of my old ISP about a final demand and feel a lot better.
That and the fact I'm wearing a new bra have made me feel a lot better today.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Fight the power
I just won my battle with pipex after getting a cancelltion charge 2 years after I left them.

I'm now wondering if I should send them an invoice for all the time it took me to sort out their mistake.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Nothing was resolved so I'm writing a letter.
I'm going to enjoy writing it.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Address it
'To which cunt it may concern'
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Haha!
I just might do that. I get terribly Hycienth Bucket when I write letters of complaint.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:41, Reply)

In blood

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:41, Reply)

send them that invoice
it might work
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:42, Reply)

If nothing else it would be quite satisfying
I reckon they would owe me in the region of £500, I could use that money right now!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:42, Reply)

seriously, give it a try

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Why has no-one else demanded details of the new bra?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:54, Reply)

because we aren't trying to cover up our homosexuality

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:03, Reply)

So you're trying to prove how not gay you are
by being disinterested in breasts?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:12, Reply)

nope
we aren't the ones who openly enjoy ballroom dancing or whatever it is so have no need
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:24, Reply)

way you say "openly enjoy ballroom dancing"
implies there's some sort of underground cabal who practice it in secret

"The first rule of Ballroom Club is MORE SEQUINS!!!"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:30, Reply)

you mean
there isn't?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Not yet...
You do understand that a Ballroom version of Fight Club will lead to fabulous terrorism
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:39, Reply)

fabulous terrorismmassive amounts of bumming
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Surely it's possible to terrorise and sodomise at the same time?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:45, Reply)

especially if the recipient is not a bumder

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:51, Reply)

*dons sequined balaclava*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:03, Reply)

where's Crow with his alert
when you need him?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:13, Reply)

casually disinterested
because they're such a common occurrence in our heterosexual lives.

Well, they are in mine, I see a pair every day.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:24, Reply)

i see two
unfortunately, one of them is mine
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:30, Reply)

only one?
that's weird

EDIT: Oh, did you mean one pair? I thought you meant just one.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:35, Reply)

yes, one pair
i'm not that much of a freak i'm afraid
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:37, Reply)

yes, ^this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:53, Reply)

nearly
by not being rabidly interested in every mention of breasts
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:52, Reply)

'Ere, have you had a look at Debenham's brazzeeerz?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:54, Reply)

I have but not for a while.
This one is microfibre and has some pretty flowers on and is sooooo comfy.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Most of mine are microfibre
I get em with a bit of thickness to stop visible nip-ons as well.
But Debenhams have some lovely fancy silk ones right now.
Not cheap, but well-made yet pretty and big enough too.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Oh I hate nip-ons as well.
They should only be seen by your honey-bun and no-one else.

No point me getting fancy silk ones : (
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Oh my god honestly you should feel them
You feel like a fox as soon as you put em on.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:04, Reply)

If I want to feel like a fox then I have one red lacy bra.
No point shelling out for any others.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:06, Reply)

I have a red gingham frilly one.
Maybe a gal needs more red.
I've never really gone there.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:14, Reply)

I have some silk boxers.
They give me the horn so bad I've had to stop wearing them so I can actually communicate.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 13 May 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Haha
yeah, it's not until I wear real silk grunderwear that I remeber JUST how different it is from satin.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Racists! Right there!
Poor Japanese people. Nowt wrong with Nipon.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 13 May 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Haha!
I'm almost certain my mother had an insect-killer called Nipon.
*investigates*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:18, Reply)