I drunkenly broke my friend's laptop and blamed it on the dog
I'm fairly certain he knows I did it, he's mentioned me doing it several times
I offered to get a new one, he refused repeatedly, I just wish he'd shut the fuck up about it already
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:37, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Nothing a good throat chop won't sort out

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:40, Reply)

this is a fine fine plan

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:48, Reply)

If you've offered to get a new one
and he's repeatedly refused but won't stop going on about it, then it is wholly legal to have him killed.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 May 2010, 16:01, Reply)

it should be a legal requirement in fact

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:12, Reply)

I'll be sure to inform him of this the next time he says something

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:17, Reply)