Have a marvellous night.
I'm off out with the lads tonight too (differrent ones though).
The first half of the evening will be spent chav dodging and being careful.
After that we'll be in a nice country pub with a real fire and guest ales.
But it's the surprisingly large selection of overproof rum that attracts me most.

Have a good evening.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 8:52, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You and your rum
I wouldn't mind you teaching me how to drink it, but I think I'll stay with the beer.

Have a great night!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 14 May 2010, 9:17, Reply)

yay for overproof rum
Flaming Dr Peppers!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:22, Reply)

My name is Porkylips
and though you'd never think it
I don't just like the rum
- I like the men who drink it.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 14 May 2010, 9:32, Reply)

They're big and strong and all have tats
And sometimes wear string vests,
But when they just wear sweat and oil,
Oh baby, they're the best.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Coffee-spluttering & clickage :o)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 14 May 2010, 9:43, Reply)

I'd really like to sail with them
and so I sent this message
I cannot pay my fare
But I'd like to work my passage.

With those horny handed sons of toil
I would gladly go tomorrow.
As across the briny sea
They plough a salty furrow.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 14 May 2010, 10:02, Reply)

So in conclusion let's just say
I love the Jolly Jacks,
And though I like them hairy,
It's better when they wax.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 May 2010, 11:23, Reply)