of course not, I'm a squirrel!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:49, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I find that joke works better if you use "I'm a helicopter" as the punchline
makes it more ridiculous

morning
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I prefer the talking sausage one

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:51, Reply)

STOP FOLLOWING ME!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Squirrel is my favourite
because the word squirrel is amusing and I like to picture cows trying to climb trees at speed.

Morning Vipperino
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:54, Reply)

you make a good case
how's it going?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:55, Reply)

it's all good
I just bought all the steel and fabric I need to make my first steel boned corset, so I'm quite excited.

My inner thighs are killing though because I did some insane pole moves last night, so I'm walking a bit like a duck. If that duck was John Wayne.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:03, Reply)

good stuff
that's a likely story though. I bet your significant other finally got his haiku act together
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:06, Reply)

haha he wishes
He doesn't even get to see my mad pole skills anymore because he took my pole down :(
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:17, Reply)

what on earth is wrong with him?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:20, Reply)

A friend of mine does pole-dancing
It's entrancing to watch.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:22, Reply)

You can't do the ironing while poledancing.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:35, Reply)

not with that attitude

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 May 2010, 13:36, Reply)