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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Yo yo yo
I just made a quick tortilla, not expecting much.
Turns out it is was a tortilla to rival ANYBODY's.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 May 2010, 11:14, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
a tortilla at this time of day?
chancing it a bit, wouldn't you say?
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 15 May 2010, 11:16, Reply)
you think you're funny don't you
Balls to you lady. You know mine are the greatest the world has ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 15 May 2010, 11:41, Reply)
Get it right up ye
It rocked. Best thing I've done with a Saturday morning for ages.

They're ok
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 May 2010, 11:56, Reply)
Do one, just do one
seeing as you're using Scottish insults
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:01, Reply)
Erm...
'Pish' off? Oh no, wait, I know...
"You stay in Priesthill."
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:03, Reply)
"Priesthill's a shithole mate"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0weh0jWnh_g
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:18, Reply)
I stay in Cessnock now!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:22, Reply)
Fancy sending some to me down the intertubes?
Sounds much better than actually having to move and make food.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 15 May 2010, 11:57, Reply)
Sorry son
I'm having the other half later
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:00, Reply)
Booo
My work ethic's really gone down the pan since my last big hand in on Wednesday. It's taken 2 days to get round to making a poster.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:02, Reply)
Wanna do my work?
I have to submit to the British Library again very soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:03, Reply)
It depends if I get paid to do it
If so, then I would actually possibly volunteer.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:05, Reply)
You would do it for the warm glow

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:06, Reply)
That's a lie and you know it
I got to send a client an angry e-mail yesterday saying he owes me money. It was fun.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:07, Reply)
You've a real mean streak
DO MY WORK!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:14, Reply)
Maybe you should have re-considered
Sending me some food before demanding I do your work.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:25, Reply)
Ok have it
Have my gorgeous tortilla that I was going to have later watching a nice old movie.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:28, Reply)
But you like being submissive.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:17, Reply)
I do indeed
The British Library is not what I have in mind though.
IN the British Library, maybe...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:20, Reply)
You get turned on by the smell of musty books too?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:21, Reply)
Well I'm among them day-in-day-out
But sometimes, in the stacks, climbing onto a Kik-Stool, a girl's mind wanders.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:23, Reply)
It does indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:24, Reply)
Yay!
I'm not the only person to have made such a joke
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:22, Reply)
Don't tell 'em, Pike!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:22, Reply)
*high fives*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 15 May 2010, 12:23, Reply)

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