Morning Domestic Bliss.
*Gets up, goes to bathroom, returns.*

Me: Can you give me a hand with this?
She: A hand with what?
Me: *Flings open dressing gown.* This HUGE erection!
She: *Laughs uncontrollably.*
Me: I'll go and make breakfast then.

Inappropriate laughter anyone?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 17 May 2010, 7:04, 32 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Good morning, sir
I'm too tired now to think of anything funny, I'll try later. I had an awful night with a bit of tonsilitis and a bf who could snore for England.

Give me a couple of hours and I'll be in good mood again (no boss in the office today, yey!)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 17 May 2010, 7:09, Reply)

Who's to say the laughter wasn't a prelude?
Humour is a huge turn-on, so she may have been about to follow the giggling by jumping your bones.
You'll never know now, you daft sod.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 7:17, Reply)

Its not a turn on if she points and laughs at it.
Giggling is good, guffawing is bad.

Anyway, morning all, hope you had a succesful weekend, whatever it was.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 17 May 2010, 7:24, Reply)

Bart has the right of this one.
To be honest I laughed too. It's infectious.
The laughter, not the spots and dribbly pus.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 17 May 2010, 7:46, Reply)

I went to a wedding at the weekend
and there was a covers band there who I've seen loads of times due to blatant nepotism. They attempted a cover of the Stone Roses "Waterfall" which somehow managed to suck all the joy and emotion out of the song. I laughed when they started playing it, then realised they meant to see it through to the end. Which was less amusing.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 May 2010, 8:03, Reply)

That song is a utterly wet and and a wede.
It skip everywhere saing hullo clouds hullo sky, and won the mrs. joyful prize for rafia.

My undying admiration goes to the first mong to correctly identify my source. Wow - what an incredible prize.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 May 2010, 8:30, Reply)

I'm scared

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 8:35, Reply)

you should be

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 8:39, Reply)

Why - do you know what I am referencing?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 May 2010, 8:54, Reply)

wizard wheeze

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 May 2010, 8:57, Reply)

Plus it's Molesworth
referencing Fotherington-Tomas [sic]
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 May 2010, 8:59, Reply)

Good work but LiC pipped you slightly.
Good weekend?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 May 2010, 9:00, Reply)

:(
Spent mostly in the library, doing shit.

I'm planning on getting shitfaced on Wednesday and not moving until Friday, at the earliest. You doing ok bbz?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 May 2010, 9:06, Reply)

Sounds a bit rubbish.
Although I have to say I would love to spend my time in libraries reading up on classical stuff. I've just started 'The Inheritance of Rome' which covers Europe AD400-1000. So far, so slightly dull.

I had a quiet weekend but yesterday my ex let me take my little girl out on my own for 4 hours. This sounds like fuck all but is actually a major milestone.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 May 2010, 9:15, Reply)

that's good news old man
to further cheer you, I might be coming to London the weekend of the 12th/13th of June
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Fucking Cicero.
I'm really happy for that :) Glad you had a lovely time with her, was it a success with the Mother?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 May 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Nice work.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 17 May 2010, 9:27, Reply)

read them all as a kid
chiz chiz
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 May 2010, 8:54, Reply)

You win.
I shall now build a shrine to you in my flat and make a scary collage on the wall of covertly-taken photos of you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 May 2010, 8:59, Reply)

not you as well
I'm going to have to buy some curtains
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 May 2010, 9:13, Reply)

stone roses = band that tricked mainly northerners into thinking they were the dogs bollocks

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 8:40, Reply)

^ this
I blame drugs and Skol
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 8:41, Reply)

Utterly without merit.
The best you can say about them is that occasionally they sound a bit like a mid-60s English pop band.

Praise indeed.

Tinny 80s production, weak songs and total cunts to boot. Anyone who's ever seen the 'fookin' amateurs' TV performance has to agree. They soundchecked for a TV slot and when it came to the actual performance turned everything up - consequently the electrics blew leaving them in the dark with only a mic on: and then had the cheek to blame the TV crew for being 'fookin' amateurs'. Sigh - witless northern cretins.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 May 2010, 8:48, Reply)

I'd not heard about that
sounds like they are the fucking amateurs

they had one song which had a good slide guitar intro, but I have no idea what it's called, and it went shit as soon as the guy starts singing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 8:57, Reply)

You can see it on YouTube I expect.
If you felt like belming for Britian at any point it's a great clip to get you started.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 May 2010, 9:01, Reply)

I might do that
but more than likely I won't. It will have slipped my mind in a couple of seconds.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 9:04, Reply)

Love Spreads
Which is an awesome song. But it's absolutely true that they'd be a better band without any vocals
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 May 2010, 9:21, Reply)

you have no idea how long I've known that song without knowing the name
cheers
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 9:21, Reply)

The NME = magazine that tricked the idiots who read it into thinking "The Stone Roses" was an anagram of "Northern Tossers"
It's not. Try it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 May 2010, 8:57, Reply)

I've never read an NME in my life
and if they said the Stone Roses were bad I'd be more inclined to think they were good.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 8:59, Reply)

Hullo!
*looks sheepish*

I seemed to have got accidently drunk on Saturday night but managed to get Aberracion back to the train station for her train.
( girlinthehole, Mon 17 May 2010, 8:57, Reply)

That sounds like entirely appropriate laghter to me.
Morning Porky - you're obviously on form this morn.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 17 May 2010, 9:54, Reply)