I went to a friend's birthday barbecue on Saturday
and there was a bouncy castle! I had a wreslting match with one of my friends and I totally won, he couldn't say mercy because I squeezed the air out of his lungs with my thighs of steel. He sulked. I grazed my elbow though, it stings.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 9:19, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I grazed/friction-burned my elbow during my tumble.
It's pretty painful :( I do love bouncy castles though, they're great fun until someone loses an eye.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 17 May 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Yeah I don't think anyone really hurt themselves,
which is surprising with the amount of alcohol we were consuming, but everyone came away with a friction burn from the canvas.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Bouncy castles at parties are great,
but every single time I feel the need to try a backflip, and every single time I land on my head and fuck up my neck for the next fortnight.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 17 May 2010, 9:54, Reply)

The boys were doing flips but I didn't dare
because I can still vividly remember always landing on my neck at a dodgy angle and thinking I was going to die. Every time.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 10:01, Reply)

So basically, bouncy castles are brilliant,
but we are idiots.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 17 May 2010, 10:08, Reply)

anyone could have told you that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 10:12, Reply)

When I was a child it seemed so vast and entertaining
and when the big boys went on it got all scary.

And when you fell down and people were still bouncing you couldn't get up again.

Nothing has changed.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 10:45, Reply)

that's quite sweet
in a weird way
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Probably because I looked just as tiny on Saturday as I did when I was a kid
because nearly all my male friends are 6' and over.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 10:49, Reply)

memo to self: look for bouncy castle porn.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 10:52, Reply)