Almost a year ago
I did this, following attendance at a wedding where I drank free champagne all afternoon, followed by wine at dinner, then beer, then wine again:



The injury was sustained by my falling over the missus after gallantly trying to help her up off the ground after she'd fallen over on the way home. Unfortunately, the combination of gravity and extreme pissed-ness conspired against me and my face decided to enthusiastically introduce itself to the pavement.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 May 2010, 10:09, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 May 2010, 10:13, Reply)

The black eyes that developed a couple of days after were pretty impressive too.
This happened on the final weekend of a two week period of leave, so I went into work on the Monday looking like I'd been ten rounds with Mike Tyson.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 May 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Hahaha
Nice one.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 17 May 2010, 10:19, Reply)

I've also faceplanted onto pavement
very hard to get a taxi covered in blood I found.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 May 2010, 10:25, Reply)