The world's population doubles every
40 years so that's probably true. Capitalism works best with an increasing population. But the worlds running out of resources (food, water, energy, space). Fun times over the next few decades.
( djtrialprice, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:31, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

that's far too simplistic and doesn't account for much stuff that has happened in the last 50000 years
might have been the case for the last couple of hundred years
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Ok
I don't know for how long that hard and fast rule has been the case (it was told to me at uni by a statistics lecturer). Even if it's only been true for the last 50 years or so it's still worrying.
( djtrialprice, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:44, Reply)

p.s.
UR COMPLEETLEE RONG ON TEH INTERWEBZ
( djtrialprice, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:45, Reply)

indeed it is
another 6 billion in 40 years time wouldn't be much fun

we need something to happen to wipe out loads of people
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Or people could realise that
not everyone has to procreate. I don't intend to.
unless I get Roota reeeeeeally drunk
( djtrialprice, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I don't intend to either
I doubt that'd be hard
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Not if he was drunk too, no

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:57, Reply)

- I heard he was soft on you.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 17 May 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Aw Larry
You old romantic.
I bloody love you.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Too late
I've actually been taking Canderel tabs every morning.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Have you all forgotten her two forms of contraception?
One of them being absolutely foolproof.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Eggzackly!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Form 1: separate beds
Form 2: a whack from a cold teaspoon
( djtrialprice, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:59, Reply)

I already have an idea for a lovely virus,
Combining flu and ebola. As soon as they give me free run in a lab, I'm on it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:48, Reply)

nice
remember to give a few of us a heads-up before you release it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Will do.
Anyway, it would be stupid to release it before I had a working vaccine.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Surely we're exactly the kind of people
she had in mind when plotting to decimate the world's population
( djtrialprice, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:53, Reply)

what, witty, erudite people?
also, I'm a civil engineer. I have important skills.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:54, Reply)

No, terrible penises
I was going to start in America anyway.

And I don't want skills, I want skillz.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I would boost the morale of the intellingent people

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:56, Reply)

you certainly manage to do it for me
and boost my morale
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:01, Reply)

So I get to live, right?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:06, Reply)

it's not up to me I'm afraid

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:08, Reply)

Get it right up yez ya doss c***!
I'm an uncivil engineer
( djtrialprice, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:57, Reply)

flebola

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Eeeh
That sounds vile!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:35, Reply)