I don't check my email much.
Never really anything of note.

I've no idea why anyone would want to send ME, of all people, information about beaming shit into space.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:46, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You can't beam shit into space
you have to send it on a rocket. Protected by arrogant american packaging
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Haven't they sent music into space?
If they beamed U2 into space, that counts as shit.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Guess who's coming to London!
Go on, guess!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:49, Reply)

YEAHHHHHHHHHHH
Mi casa es su casa, etc etc etc
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:53, Reply)

:D *excites*
I'm going to megabus it and come down on the 17th so I can see some uni friends before I b3ta it up.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 11:55, Reply)

If you want to go out on Thursday (even with your friends)
go to Candybox. It's 5th. Or as close as I can get :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:01, Reply)

They're Oceana people
From what I've heard about it, this makes me sadface.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:04, Reply)

I've not yet been
I feel like an infinitely better person
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:19, Reply)

See you there

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:06, Reply)

^
said in creepy stalkerish way, not in friendly casual way.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:31, Reply)

YOU'RE MEAN

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:35, Reply)

you called me a stupid cunt!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:36, Reply)

I'm allowed to be mean to you.
It's fun.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:40, Reply)

No you're not.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:42, Reply)

it's equally fun being mean to you
because I know you can't take it as much as you like to dish it out
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:45, Reply)

I can't believe you said that.
I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Your whole world has just come crashing down hasn't it?
Being mean makes me hungry.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I'm going to write a poem about this betrayal.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:49, Reply)

in your big gay journal?
make sure you remember to lock it afterwards so no one reads it. Maybe write in code.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:53, Reply)

You could be invaluable to his grand* plan
After all, if the aliens bring immortality to everyone who ever lived, we'll need someone who can talk to and hopefully relate to all the confused Greeks and Romans who've suddenly winked back into existence.

*_{Batfuck insane}
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:22, Reply)

I could think of nothing more unpleasant than immortality.
If I could meet anyone, I'd sit in a bar with Aristophanes and Catullus, cracking cock jokes and discussing Catullus' lady problems. Juvenal would sit making observational comedic remarks, and Socrates would be that annoying guy who tries to be clever in the wrong situations and end up annoying everyone.

Of course, Diogenes would be in a barrel, wanking.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:46, Reply)