I had my car broken in to at the weekend
Took the missus' handbag (she forgot to put it in the boot, but i don't blame her, just one of those things).

Now I have to spend up to £350 getting it all fixed. GASH.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:46, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Serves you right for living in the crime capital of England that is Leamington Spa.

( girlinthehole, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:49, Reply)

I don't even live there
I was only there to play frisbee golf!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:51, Reply)

When my car got broken into last year
everyone mocked me for calling the police and reporting it (smashed quarterlight, nothing missing) but it was the principle of the thing. Anyway, they got a fingerprint, got the guy responsible and charged him with that and a whole other load of car crimes. Justice. (It wasn't a Honda Accord though, it was a Clio.)
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Police were on scene when I got there
But as it was the weekend they couldn't get the Scenes of Crime guys over to take prints. I doubt the scroat will ever get caught.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:51, Reply)

There's a Honda Accord out there with his name on it.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:55, Reply)

There certainly is
I'm hoping that the courtesy car will be a Honda Accord.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I keep seeing Honda civics but no Honda accords.
I'm really pissed off about that.
( girlinthehole, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:57, Reply)

There's one by me
It's red, and has scratches on the bonnet.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 17 May 2010, 12:58, Reply)

scratches finger nail scrapings from where the perp was pinned against a wall and repeatadly beaten with bollards
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 May 2010, 13:01, Reply)

That's what I like to think.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 17 May 2010, 13:03, Reply)

If you were to change into some trousers made from that cotton material that has raised lines like 3d pinstripe
before commencing your Civic spotting then you'd at least have Honda an' cords.
(Cave Duck, Mon 17 May 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Christ that was like pulling teeth

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 17 May 2010, 13:07, Reply)