Parents say the funniest things
Last Friday
Me: I have to go and post the stuff I sold on ebay on Monday
Mum (in all seriousness): Oh if you want I can get you some boxes from work?
Me: DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT I DO!?*

work in a box factory for those that don't

What stupid things have you or family said recently? Alternatively as Al isn't here lets say mean things about him and his big fat face

KITTY STOP STARTING THREADS AT THE SAME TIME AS ME ARHJGHHGGHHGGHGHGHGH
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:22, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

My mother just sent me an email
Very worried, because a friend of hers has a sister who lives in London who has told her that taxes have been increased by a 50% in the UK.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 17 May 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Oh my god
what the hell is with us?!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Oh yeah I nearly forgot,
at the weekend I was at a party with a bouncy castle and someone pointed out that the pirates on the bouncy castle had adult bodies but freakish child faces. I thought of you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:26, Reply)

I'd forgotten about that
But it's nice to know you think of me ;o)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:29, Reply)

I also think of you when I go in a cave
but that's because of the mean boys making me associate you with a cavernous vag.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Last time I was in a cave, Kaol wanted to piss in it.
I do not like the association you have made in my mind.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Proof if proof were needed that the internet is full of fatties
TGBs thread about comedy parents - 6 replies

Kitty's thread about cake - 101 replies
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:54, Reply)

My mates wife is forever saying stupid things.
We told her to be careful swimming in the sea as there were jellyfish around and if she was stung she'd have to get it wee'd on. Her reply?
"How do you know which jellyfish to wee on?"
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 17 May 2010, 16:59, Reply)

The first time my mother met my (cunt) vegetarian ex
She came out with the gem
"Why do you have to have an eating disorder, why can't you eat normally like everyone else?"

She once tried to tell me I had OCD and ended up calling me a CDC.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 17:04, Reply)