I'm going to eat cake and CRY
because I'm a fat mess.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:38, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

as Sarah Millican said
big girls cry. They cry because they're fat, because they haven't a boyfriend and because there's no trifle left in the fridge.

Sort of sums me up at the moment
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Sarah Millican is an unfunny spastic who should be shot by firing squad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Seconded.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:42, Reply)

I'll agree with the first part
but personally I think that line was inspired. Why are so many comedians shit these days?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:42, Reply)

I can't think of a single female stand up that's funny.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:46, Reply)

There isn't one.
There never has been, either.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:51, Reply)

I hate Katie Brand
she just sucks
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:53, Reply)

I hate Katie Price

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:56, Reply)

She's a grotesque, pig-faced beast of a woman.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:57, Reply)

of a woman
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 May 2010, 17:07, Reply)

Lucy Porter made me laugh when I saw her live.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:56, Reply)

I admire her

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:57, Reply)

My friend Paul McCaffrey
has just finished supporting her on a UK tour. He had no dirt to dish.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:58, Reply)

She's married now I think :(
b3ta.com/questions/celebrities/post536527/
( djtrialprice, Mon 17 May 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Hahaha
b3ta.com/questions/celebrities/post536538
Fail.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 17:14, Reply)

HAHAHAHA!
Yep, fail indeed. It's all your fault.
( djtrialprice, Mon 17 May 2010, 17:17, Reply)

Shut up, you net predator

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 May 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Never heard of her.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:49, Reply)

She's an unfunny spastic.
That's all you need to know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:52, Reply)