Mornin' people
I am knackered. Someone tell me a joke
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 18 May 2010, 7:59, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What do you get when you cross a budgie with a lawnmower?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:00, Reply)

Shredded Tweet!

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 18 May 2010, 8:01, Reply)

You got it!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:01, Reply)

I'm trying so hard not to find that amusing
and failing. Thank you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:08, Reply)

Go boil yer 'ead!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:11, Reply)

I think you'll find it's
Gan bile ya heid.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 18 May 2010, 8:20, Reply)

Is that North-East?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:26, Reply)

Apparently not.
It's the method of pronunciation used by my Weegie friend. But he is weird.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 18 May 2010, 8:27, Reply)

No
That makes sense too, when I read it in that accent
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Honestly, I wish I didn't find that funny
But it really was. Played. God I'm tired. I need coffee and hookers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:23, Reply)

Even I found that amusing
Try harder.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:12, Reply)

What do cats read in the morning?
Mews of the World.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:34, Reply)

*assaults*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:36, Reply)

What do you get when you cross a whore with an elephant?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 18 May 2010, 8:20, Reply)

Erm....
Something about a cavernous vadge.
Or, a prostitute with a good memory.
Put me out of my misery.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:22, Reply)

A Hooker who does it for peanuts and never forgets a face.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 18 May 2010, 8:28, Reply)

The best kind

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:29, Reply)

- a blow job you'll never forget?
Morning chaps.
Kisses for Roota xx
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 18 May 2010, 8:31, Reply)

Two jamaicans turn up to a party in a club, but they are stopped by the bouncer
" 'Ere, you can't can't come in it's fancy dress only."

"Arh no mon, what's da teme?"

" Well it's emotions, so piss off and get some costumes"

With that the two Jamaicans boggle off to find some costumes. Twenty minutes later they return almost naked, one with his dick in a pear and the other with his dick in some custard.

"What the fuck do you think you come as", the bouncer angrily asked.


"Well" they reply, " I'm in dis-pear", "and I'm fuckin dis-custard!"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:29, Reply)

What do you call a Jamaican Proctologist?
The Pokeymon.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 18 May 2010, 8:32, Reply)

Bloke goes to a fancy dress party, naked, with a naked woman on his back.
What the fuck's this? asks the bouncer.
I'm a snail the bloke replies.
And what is she?
That's Michelle.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 18 May 2010, 8:35, Reply)