The most shit ever spouted by a mobile phone using train passenger
was by an unknown female student in 2007 travelling to Reading from Bristol Temple Meads. Experts have concluded that during the 45 minute journey she spouted a constant stream of shit for the entire journey, never once saying something of worth or merit. It has been calculated that enough verbal diarrhoea was created to back up the Greater London Sewage System for 5 months had it been actual human excreta.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:03, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I had one of those.
All the way from Leeds to London, in the quiet carriage.
( girlinthehole, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:04, Reply)

I would have told her/him to shut up or GTFO
but then i'm a miserable shitleg
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:06, Reply)

You should have punched them.

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:06, Reply)

The quiet carriage is SACRED
I have exiled* noisy people from the quiet carriage before.

*ok, attempted to...not always been successful...was called a cunt once.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:15, Reply)

I hate confrontation.

( girlinthehole, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Normally I do
But on trains I become easily-irritable, and charged with holy wrath.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:26, Reply)