A friend of a friend
had his right arm torn off painting graffiti on a train. Once he'd recovered, he taught himself to paint left-handed and went straight back out there and carried right on painting trains.

I'm torn between belming 'til my face rips and admiration of the lad's dedication to his art.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:27, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I assume he was a tallented graffiti artist
rather that the "M Khan is Bent" variety
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Indeed so.
I know loads of graffiti painters and their dedication amazes me.

How many mainstream artists would

a) do their art for nothing and/or
b) risk imprisonment to get their work seen?

Fucking NONE, I reckon.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:37, Reply)

certainly not that weapons-grade cunt Emin

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:38, Reply)

^^ This in spades

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:43, Reply)

RACIST.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:43, Reply)

I knew this would happen
But the speed astounded me. Bravo sir!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:44, Reply)

But she must have been in some horrific accident
How else does someone get their face disfigured into such a permanent objectionable sneer? The woman's lower jaw is practically at fucking right angles to the rest of her head, for crying out loud!
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Rocking pair of mams, though.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Nature is terrifically cruel sometimes
It's just as well mankind had the good sense to invent the paper bag.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:51, Reply)

...and staple gun.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Are you saying she's a prawn?

Cracking body, but you need to remove the head.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Hahahah that's a 'yes'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:57, Reply)

www.swradioafrica.com/Documents/zimartist281108.pdf


Edit - bollox - you said mainstream : (
( girlinthehole, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Beat me to it
Also I meant in this country, not fucking Bongo-bongo Land.


/baits
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Bongo-bongo land?
Love it *laughs*
( girlinthehole, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:44, Reply)

RACIST.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:45, Reply)

In truth I am, a bit.
I simply haven't the time or the inclination to get to know everyone on earth individually so I am forced to make generalisations about people based on cultural stereotypes. And I reckon most people do this but don't admit it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Especially the soap-dodging French.
bastards.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:52, Reply)

I reckon you're right

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:52, Reply)

That's impressive.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:29, Reply)

he's like the drummer from Def Leppard!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:31, Reply)

'Graf Leppard'.
I shall pass this concept on. It will be immensely popular with his pals.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:34, Reply)

he could call himself Jeff Leppard

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:37, Reply)