MASSIVE PENCILS


at the Pencil Museum in Keswick. If, for some bizzare reason, she doesn't really like pencils then I can't help you, I'm afraid.
(Cave Duck, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:16, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I shall ask how she feels about pencils.
Hopefully she'll be more enthusiastic than she is about Nazi memorabilia. Edit: christ, that's about 50k. Can you link it please for us mobile browsers?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:19, Reply)

I get the impression that you're an outdoors sort of a bloke.
If she's similarly inclined then a short walk (one with some points of interest that can help the conversation if it happens to flag) Followed by an unpretentious lunch. That way you have two different environments (rather than staking everything on her liking a particular restaurant or club or whatever) and don't have to do the potentially awkward first bit in front of an audience.

Good luck with it.
(Cave Duck, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Blimeh - a sensible idea. I would do this too.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 19 May 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Noted, ta.
I'd already suggested something very similar.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:53, Reply)

hahah
that made me laugh
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:20, Reply)

my mrs dragged me to that museum

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:22, Reply)

The only time I've been there
Was to drive past to the climbing centre that was behind it. Now they've closed the climbing centre, so there's no need to go near the museum.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:23, Reply)

that story is like a broken pencil

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:24, Reply)

IT HAS NO POINT LOL

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:25, Reply)

*high fives*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:26, Reply)

You know what I can't get over?
really high walls
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:30, Reply)

You are Tim Vine
and I claim my terrible suit and hair.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:35, Reply)

black beauty
he was a dark horse wasn't he?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Oh man i hope i don't look like that

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Ho Ho - you were rather lead to that.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 19 May 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Your face is like a broken pencil
Useless and a bit shit.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Your shit is like a faceless pencil etc

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Fuck off
Stockport has a motherfucking HAT MUSEUM
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:25, Reply)

I probably wouldn't boast about this.

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:26, Reply)

It's better/worse than a pencil museum

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:29, Reply)

HATS man, HATS.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:32, Reply)

OH MAN!
How could I have misread that the first time?!?! That's totally the best thing ever...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Much better.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:40, Reply)