I'm going to go, I think,
and just do everything I can to avoid turking her. If I crack one off every two hours that might help.

There's definitely a separate room for me in the apartment. The duration of the hol worries me a bit - assuming we fall out horribly, two weeks is a long time...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:31, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Well, the baby's there so neither of you will be shitfaced
and shagging her will be easier to resist
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:32, Reply)

You could try not being an argumentative cunt?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Steady on.
This is Monty.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:33, Reply)

I withdraw my previous statement.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:35, Reply)

She could start an argument in an empty room.
I am bad - she is much, much worse.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Just say something on the lines of "Oh I never thought about it that way" and change the subject.
It's easy not to get into arguments.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:42, Reply)

I can do that for a while
but I confess I struggle to maintain an unruffled exterior after hours of spiteful character assassination.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Learn to fake cry,
women do that to stop arguments all the time, do it back.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Good advice.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:54, Reply)

I'll actually give you some good advice now,
make it clear that you're not going to spend all day every day with her from the start. If she doesn't like the sound of that find the most boring tourist attractions around and plan to go to each of them. She wont want to go to them all so you'll get a break and if she just wants to sunbathe or something then you can take your kid.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:59, Reply)

I think that's a good idea.
You going, not the wanking.
It'll be worth it, I'm sure.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:35, Reply)

you do have to go really
it might go great, in which case you will have two glorious weeks with your daughter. You've got to take the chance.

if you can avoid banging her then all the better.

she can nosh you off though, that is fine.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:37, Reply)

that is not fine!
how vulgar.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I don't make the rules!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:41, Reply)

'This is b3ta'

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Why not just go for a week then?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:39, Reply)

you are gonna go
it's your daughter after all, and you can't not, being as you're not the cunt you'd like to pretend. Resign your self to this and try to make the best of it even if it's 2 weeks of hell it will end and will be a good reminder of why you are no longer with her.

On the other hand it might be OK, Exs do calm down with time, and people grow up, eventually. How old is your ex by the way?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 May 2010, 10:45, Reply)

9

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:49, Reply)

/stock Daily Mail-style knee-jerk "OMG U PEEDO" reaction

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:52, Reply)

POITD -
Standard 'The Sun' type response.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:06, Reply)

In truth, 33, I think

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Fairy Snuff
I only ask because I married a 19-year-old, I know, no my finest hour (I was 27 and should have known better)the marriage was a train wreck, but she's seeming saner now, which I reckon is in part because she is now 25 and an adult, but 33 is plenty old enough to be grown up if you're ever going to.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 May 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Wear this
www.sensationz.co.uk/the-curve-male-chastity-belt-p-14521.html
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Cracking one out will not help.
It will raise your testosterone level* which in turn will make you more combative. And horny.


*may be bollocks.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 19 May 2010, 11:07, Reply)