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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Every time you feel horny then ring a friend up to talk you down from it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:39, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
that is going to be one expensive phone bill

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:41, Reply)
Well it's better than the alternative.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:41, Reply)
£1.50 per minute, call terminates in Dominican Republic.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:42, Reply)
Or just a friend who will talk dirty...

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:41, Reply)
you volunteering?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:43, Reply)
£3.95 a minute and I might.
some restrictions may apply, first minute is £3.95 then goes up to £10, person answering phone may not actually be a woman, all calls are recorded for future posting on b3ta. Any emotional distress caused by laughing at caller is not the responsibilty of TugnutCorp who refuse to be liable for anything
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:48, Reply)
Your attempts to get horny men to call you are getting more desperate.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:43, Reply)
Is it that obvious?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:43, Reply)
big officelol

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:43, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:46, Reply)
Not true - why would she have me on block then?

(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 19 May 2010, 10:58, Reply)
If I ring my friends from Cyprus to tell them I'm feeling horny
I think that might jeopardise our friendship when I get back. Men are funny like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:52, Reply)
Ring your mum then.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:57, Reply)
Reciprocal officelol
"Hi Mum...yeah, not bad thanks, how are you? ...yeah, I just wanted to chat 'cause I've got the raging horn right now..."
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:01, Reply)
She's a lesbian.
She'll know what to do.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:02, Reply)

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