they might not let us do our own food
in which case it will be field, marquee and kegs of beer time.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:09, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

colleague is having a hog roast
at hers in a field up in staffordshire. it looks amazing, vegetarian though i am! you could do something like that if you are doing your own food?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:10, Reply)

Hog Roasts are frickin amazing.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:13, Reply)

^ This
Also, mooch as much stuff off friends as possible, like marquees and barbeques. Plus, in a field, you don't have issues like having to be finished by certain times.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:14, Reply)

the plan is for a variety of spit-roasted meats and salads
not going to be formal or anything
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:16, Reply)

you are having a spitroast at your wedding?
you too are a sick man!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:18, Reply)

damn straight

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:18, Reply)

Your wedding sounds awesome
I'm totally coming.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:20, Reply)

you've got a year and a half to become worthy of invitation

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:22, Reply)

Is that you laying
Down a challenge?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:26, Reply)

He's a cheeky cunt
I've been worthy of an invite for a long time.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:27, Reply)

that remains to be seen

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:36, Reply)

Find someone with a field, you live in the country it shouldn't be hard
then organise your friends to have a massive BBQ.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:11, Reply)

field bit isn't a problem
marquees aren't cheap though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:15, Reply)

This is why you find friends that own these things already.

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:16, Reply)

I don't know anyone with a marquee anywhere near big enough

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:18, Reply)

You have friends that go to festivals
they must have tents. Use them.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:20, Reply)

that probably isn't a solution that will work

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:22, Reply)

Only invite small guests
Fucking Hell, do I have to think of everything?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:25, Reply)

I like your way of thinking
and would like to subscribe to your newsletter
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:36, Reply)

This is easy, simply send me cheque for $1400
cover for advance transfer fees.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:40, Reply)

This is the kind of
Out-of-the-box thinking that you need, beard man.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:22, Reply)