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How much correct info have they got on you?
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 19 May 2010, 20:49, 103 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

We could not locate <Shippy>
Ha!
(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Wed 19 May 2010, 20:51, Reply)

Same here.
Is it US only?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 May 2010, 20:57, Reply)

Pull yourself together Noel.

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girlinthehole, Wed 19 May 2010, 20:58, Reply)

They found some bits about me, mostly incorrect from my email address

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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 19 May 2010, 20:58, Reply)

Yes well you're more popular than me.

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girlinthehole, Wed 19 May 2010, 20:59, Reply)

Nah, just had this address a really long time

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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 19 May 2010, 21:04, Reply)

shit they reckon they can find all about me from my e-mail address
that's bollocks, right?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 May 2010, 21:01, Reply)

Like I said, mostly incorrect

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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 19 May 2010, 21:04, Reply)

phew
after all I am such a target for stalkers
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 May 2010, 21:09, Reply)

There are a lot of me in America.

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girlinthehole, Wed 19 May 2010, 20:56, Reply)

Well, I had to steal your identity
in order to stalk Jeff for you.
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 19 May 2010, 20:58, Reply)

Ah! good idea.

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girlinthehole, Wed 19 May 2010, 20:58, Reply)

surprisingly few of me

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 May 2010, 20:58, Reply)

There's not another me in the whole world.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 May 2010, 21:02, Reply)

Same here,
shit isn't it? I don't want every google search of my real name to lead back to me.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 May 2010, 21:21, Reply)

That's cause you have a mental name though

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 19 May 2010, 21:22, Reply)

this is true

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 21:37, Reply)

Ditto
either with my real name or pseudonym.

Before everyone got facebook, it used to just be me and my sister with our surname.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:16, Reply)

de nada
how's it going bex?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 May 2010, 21:29, Reply)

Not bad me dear, how's life with you?

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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 19 May 2010, 21:44, Reply)

all good ta
although my boss physically ordered me home today because i have been majorly ill (well, cough/cold thing) and driving everyone mad for the last couple of days. so been on the sofa eating pizza since about 4pm, i feel like a lump of soggy lard! xx
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 May 2010, 21:49, Reply)

You should go on facebook
I've totally invited you to my b3ta stag pub time.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 May 2010, 21:51, Reply)

have you???
i never ever go on facebook. where/when etc?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 May 2010, 21:52, Reply)

18th June in Chandos in Trafalger Square.
Other cool b3tans will be in attendance and it would be nice to meet you.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 May 2010, 21:58, Reply)

argh
that is my friend's birthday.............. it's not that far from where i work though, so might be able to pop in first................. will let you know if i can if that's ok?? [edit - which other b3tans, out of nosiness?]
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:00, Reply)

Oh man, you mean the chance to actually meet me hasn't given you such a massive wide on
that you can't help but blow off your friends birthday for the opportunity to be near me in a pub?

Of course you can let me know.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:01, Reply)

a wide-on?????????????????????????????
is that what i think it is??????????? eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeow you are a bad man!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:02, Reply)

It's the female equivalent of a stiffy

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:04, Reply)

yes
that is what i thought you might have meant. you are a sick individual who should be burned. or something.

and i will be stealing the expression and using it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:06, Reply)

Eugh, that's never good. Feel better soon xx

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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 19 May 2010, 21:58, Reply)

I want to feel mrs al soon.
But she's all the way up in London and I'm miles away.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 May 2010, 21:59, Reply)

fanks!
so any exciting plans for the hot and sunny weekend??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:01, Reply)

bah
search for my email address and it comes up with pictures of the ginger bassist from my band, and some forums on which my mate used to use the name.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 21:29, Reply)

congratulations btw
am listening to my friend rant on the phone at the moment or would send you a longer gaz!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 May 2010, 21:34, Reply)

thanks :-)
congratulations on your new hair
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 21:36, Reply)

ach i saw your rude comment yesterday
you are banned, vipros, banned!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 May 2010, 21:42, Reply)

you brought it upon yourself :-P

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 21:47, Reply)

humph
i used to like you, once upon a time, way back in the day...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 May 2010, 21:48, Reply)

it ain't me who's changed
:-P
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 21:50, Reply)

that sounds like a song
it wasn't me that changed but you or something like that?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 May 2010, 21:51, Reply)

I don't know it
but I wouldn't be surprised.

I'd ask how you were, but it'd just mean you repeating what you wrote up there ^...
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 21:54, Reply)

practical solutions saving the world again
other than the plague and my friend deafening me about her loser bf i am good though, work mental, amazing holiday coming up, blah blah. how about you, when is the big day??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 May 2010, 21:56, Reply)

glad to hear it
most likely sometime in September 2011 as we are a bit strapped for cash at the moment (regrettably, so are both sets of parents)

we're considering the local botanical gardens as a venue. depends on whether we can sort our own food, or have to have their shit buffet though.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:01, Reply)

and corkage
apparently lots of venues have cottoned on to this and won't let you bring your own boozes? in which case something like jugs and jugs of pimms is much better than champagne. or so my brother tells me, it is what they have picked for their wedding next year!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:03, Reply)

sounds sensible
this place has a bar, so need to investigate the prices there, and see how much we should stick behind it to get everyone nicely sauced.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:04, Reply)

£7465.87

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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:05, Reply)

If you're really skint then just invite a few people
but don't skimp on the booze. The most important thing in a wedding, apart from the nice bride, is the booze.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:05, Reply)

*prods*

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thealternativefact, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:07, Reply)

Hello you!
I haven't had a chance to make you an awesome picture yet, I'm really sorry. But I will get it done.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:10, Reply)

I will look forward to it
and post something upsetting on FB if it doesn't appear.
Last night at the gig, there were lots of Dio shirts.
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thealternativefact, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:11, Reply)

I fell asleep listening to Last in Line last night.
I'm so sad that he's gone.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:13, Reply)

Properly sad.
Poor little dude.
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thealternativefact, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:16, Reply)

good advice
we're not totally skint or anything, just not got wedding money sat around.

it's still really early days so plans could change entirely
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:08, Reply)

aye, ask if you can bring your own!
i agree with al, the bar is one of the most important bits. gardens sounds like a lovely setting, my friend had hers in the gardens in windsor last august, it was STUNNING!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:07, Reply)

they might not let us do our own food
in which case it will be field, marquee and kegs of beer time.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:09, Reply)

colleague is having a hog roast
at hers in a field up in staffordshire. it looks amazing, vegetarian though i am! you could do something like that if you are doing your own food?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:10, Reply)

Hog Roasts are frickin amazing.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:13, Reply)

^ This
Also, mooch as much stuff off friends as possible, like marquees and barbeques. Plus, in a field, you don't have issues like having to be finished by certain times.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:14, Reply)

the plan is for a variety of spit-roasted meats and salads
not going to be formal or anything
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:16, Reply)

you are having a spitroast at your wedding?
you too are a sick man!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:18, Reply)

damn straight

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:18, Reply)

Your wedding sounds awesome
I'm totally coming.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:20, Reply)

you've got a year and a half to become worthy of invitation

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:22, Reply)

Is that you laying
Down a challenge?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:26, Reply)

He's a cheeky cunt
I've been worthy of an invite for a long time.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:27, Reply)

that remains to be seen

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:36, Reply)

Find someone with a field, you live in the country it shouldn't be hard
then organise your friends to have a massive BBQ.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:11, Reply)

field bit isn't a problem
marquees aren't cheap though
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:15, Reply)

This is why you find friends that own these things already.

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:16, Reply)

I don't know anyone with a marquee anywhere near big enough

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:18, Reply)

You have friends that go to festivals
they must have tents. Use them.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:20, Reply)

that probably isn't a solution that will work

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:22, Reply)

Only invite small guests
Fucking Hell, do I have to think of everything?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:25, Reply)

I like your way of thinking
and would like to subscribe to your newsletter
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:36, Reply)

This is easy, simply send me cheque for $1400
cover for advance transfer fees.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:40, Reply)

This is the kind of
Out-of-the-box thinking that you need, beard man.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:22, Reply)

No information at all, bar an incorrect location (Altrincham) and five people with my name in America.
All on the east coast.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 19 May 2010, 21:32, Reply)

nothing linked to my real name directly
but email address stuff or here links to my band, which links to me.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 21:37, Reply)

They don't
got shit from my name, but then my name is quite unusual. They found my email address though, and my location which is mildly unnerving.

/twitches
(berk, Wed 19 May 2010, 21:41, Reply)

Nothing on my real name
but three of my five email addresses threw up fairly accurate results. Might have to go and have a cleanup
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 May 2010, 21:45, Reply)

Only merkins by name
A variety of stuff from different email addresses though. Apparently I run a business from one, which is news to me.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 19 May 2010, 21:51, Reply)

I am about 48% tempted to sign up just to see
this blog I apparantly updated with the title "I love the feeling of loose clothes"
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:04, Reply)

Hey,
what is this place?
It seems familiar...
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thealternativefact, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:06, Reply)

oh hai!!!!!!!!!
/gonz
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:08, Reply)

A'right, you?
I haven't been on here in fucking ages.
Stupid twatty work.
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thealternativefact, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:10, Reply)

Fuck Work. Fuck it right in it's rancid cunt.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:14, Reply)

Fucking cunty students.
Come round in person and complain, you spineless twats.
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thealternativefact, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:17, Reply)

Yeah not too bad
I don't COME on here much either. Fulls of twats like that fat Al bloke

hahah that timing could not be better
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:14, Reply)

Excellent work.
Let's look for terribly-behaved animals at the zoo and call them 'Al'.
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thealternativefact, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:17, Reply)

Encourage them to masturbate and throw shit at strangers
It'll be like I'm there.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:19, Reply)

I dunno if I can make the zoo :(
I'm gonna try though
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:20, Reply)

You fucking suck.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:23, Reply)

I must agree that this is rather rubbish.

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thealternativefact, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:25, Reply)

Al can't make it either
Because he was banned for eating all the elephants' peanuts

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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:27, Reply)

I'm going to be in Bristol looking at Catfaces spawn while it resides inside his Babymama.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:28, Reply)

whatever fatty
I'm off to bed now
Cheerio
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:30, Reply)

I hope you totally get some action

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:31, Reply)

My Gmail was reasonably accurate; right country, but wrong place
My Hotmail address was dead on, due to using it for too many things.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:09, Reply)

couldn't "locate" me*.
get in there.
fuck you, interweb.
i guess it pays to cover your tracks...

*i'm talking about the "real" me...
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 19 May 2010, 22:54, Reply)

and bugger all from my 4 aliases.
result.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 19 May 2010, 22:59, Reply)

A fair bit from my hotmail address
Nothing from my name (fairly common name). Most of what they found comes from my old bebo page - Haven't used that in years. Time for a cleanout, I think.
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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:56, Reply)

That's a bit scary on the email front
I shall have to attempt some sort of clean up.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:33, Reply)

Fucking hell.
My address and phone number shows up. I don't like this. At all.
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 20 May 2010, 6:30, Reply)

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