I did not know that a baby monkey was called a monkling
I've got a new joke that I've yet to try out.

While describing something mention a flock of cows.
hopefully someone will say "herd"
then I would say "what?"
they'd say "herd of cows"
and to finish "of course I've fucking heard of cows"

beauty. I can't remember where I got that from. might be on here. anyone want to take credit?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:10, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yes - me.
edit - not my joke. I just wanted to claim the credit.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 20 May 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Make the last sentence
"Of course I've fucking heard of cows, there's a flock of them over there"
for extra comedy value.
(TheColonel, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:15, Reply)

I think it was the Two Ronnies.
They also did the West Country farmers in a storm...

"Windy innit?"

"No mate, Thursdee."

"So am I; let's 'ave a zider."
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:38, Reply)