How about these?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:11, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

awwww

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:13, Reply)

There were chocolates too...
...but I got peckish.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:14, Reply)

When I first started seeing Wiggy
we met four days before my birthday. I wasn't expecting to get anything from him and on the day I didn't. However, a week later, I got a mangled, half dead bunch of roses with a deflated balloon attached and a squashed box of chocolates in a decaying box that had loads of that tape around that says "sorry, your package was damaged!"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:29, Reply)

hahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Smooth git

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 20 May 2010, 11:14, Reply)

*Brushes imaginary dust from smoking jacket*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Aw! They're lovely!
Thank you!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 11:23, Reply)