I'm laughing at myself
I'm in a oversized cricket jumper, listening to the Circle of Life.

It makes me feel very happy and content.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:27, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Someone emailed me
wanting help identifying a sex toy in gay porn.

Tickled me no end.

Edit: Why the hell did it reply down here :/
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:31, Reply)

to provide an adequete contrast
between Lampito's lovely peaceful Cricket jumper day, and your own sordid experience
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:35, Reply)

I was listening to Spandau Ballet though
I'm wearing shorts.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:38, Reply)

But could you identify the sex toy?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Yup
Butt Buster
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:52, Reply)

My dad just emails me about computer things and telling me to ring my mum.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:41, Reply)

I'm saying your dad watches gay porn by the way.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:46, Reply)

I love how you always clarify your jokes
making out that the reader is stupid, when really you've just worded them badly.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:51, Reply)

love how you always clarify your jokes
aking out that the reader is
, when really you've just worded them badly
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:52, Reply)

I'm calling you stupid.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:53, Reply)

see, this is exactly what I'm talking about
that was abysmal striking through, even for you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Of course it's exactly what you were talking about, that was the joke.
You act like you don't need the joke explained.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I needed that strikethrough explained
because it was shite.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Peter is not amused
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(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:08, Reply)

I love listening to Disney
it always cheers me up
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:51, Reply)

What are your top three soundtracks?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Aristocats
Lion King
Aladin
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Aristocats is definitely top
Lion King
Little Mermaid (because it was my first ever Disney and has been watched so many times I can still remember all the dialogue verbatim)
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Aladdin
Hercules
Lion King
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Happy birthday tosspot

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Cheers bitch face

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Disappointed there's no
Robin Hood amongst the answers.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:31, Reply)

I did enjoy Robin Hood
but the songs weren't as toe-tapping as the Aristocats.

I also really like watching Fantasia now, whereas when I was a kid I hated it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Empire Strikes Back syndrome
When I was a kid we regarded Empire as the weakest of the Holy Trilogy because there's no happy ending, no Death Star to destroy. Only when we grew up did it become apparent that it's the third best film ever made. Fantasia doesn't have your typical Disney plot so it seems rubbish when you're a kid.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Why has no-one mentioned Beauty and the Beast yet?
Be our guest, be our guest, put our service to the test...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:19, Reply)