i would have had that threesome :(
FFM, incidentally. No double saveloy action here.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:20, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yea - me too.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 20 May 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Oh, yeah, I forgot about that
I would have done it too. To be fair, we were there, in his house, the three of us completely ready to go, but somehow, nothing happened.

I'm not sure if we were joking or not.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 14:26, Reply)

I've sadly never ever been in that position (FFM threesome)
I have witnessed a bisexual foursome (FMMM) at the afterparty of my old club night.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:33, Reply)

This one was a FMM
I liked both of them very much, so I wouldn't have known who to choose if I had to.

We were there, talking about doing it. Touching a bit here and there. But nothing, nothing.

Silly girl.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Definitely sounds like a wasted opportunity!
You should have made the first move.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I know
I thought they had more experience than me, but clearly they didn't.

It was the house of the parents of one of them, and he said at the beginning he was hoping they didn't appear before time. I didn't know when "time" was and how long that meant.

Ay, well. I have my imagination.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 14:47, Reply)

And your imaginations is probably 10 times better than how it would have been.
Like I'm imagining the three of you, in bed, playing Monopoly. I bet that would have been better than the awkward, clumsy clusterfuck that might have occurred.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Yes
Especially having into account that his parents did come before time, and it would have been difficult to explain.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I'm as kinky as they come. (no pun intended).
But the thought of threesomes leave me cold.
( girlinthehole, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Well, these 2 guys were very sexy
I can't believe we went there and didn't do anything.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 14:33, Reply)

I like the idea of it (FFM)
but it'd be really weird I reckon
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Same
In my mind it'd be all porn movie thrills. In reality I'd probably get nervous and keep asking if they're both ok.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Judging the correct amount of drink/drugs must be critical.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 20 May 2010, 14:45, Reply)

That's the worst you can do, asking if they're ok

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 14:50, Reply)

But I'm a gentleman

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:54, Reply)

You can ask at the end
But not during... Well, I don't like it anyway, it feels as if you weren't confident with what you're doing and as if you weren't enjoying yourself.

It's not the same as asking "Do you like it, bitch, do you like it?" That's ok
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 14:55, Reply)

That's ok?
*makes notes*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I can't bear that sort of stuff
sounds completely fake to me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Oh, so you don't like it, bitch?
I agree though, shouting during sexehtiem has to be genuine.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Genuine yes
But careful. I like to tease my bf by shouting stupid things, like, when he's going to get in, I say:

Engage! *moving hand like Picard*
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 15:05, Reply)

That would make me burst out laughing, and probably ruin the moment.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:08, Reply)

there is definitely a place for saying amusing things
sometimes it's nice to have a laugh during sex.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:11, Reply)

I agree again
Sex is pretty funny at the end of the day.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I agree

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Well, that's what happened
That's why I say I tease him. We have to start all the foreplay from the begining, but he doesn't mind, as it usually means extra bj minutes.

Sometimes when he's starting to get hard I shout: wingardium leviosa! *moving hands as if I had a wand* That makes him laugh too.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Extra foreplay is always a plus!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Fire photon torpedoes!
Warp drive, Mr Data
Oh yeeees.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 20 May 2010, 15:11, Reply)

photon protein
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:14, Reply)

You're on form today

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 20 May 2010, 15:16, Reply)

I have to try that one just before he's coming
Problem is that usually at that point I'm coming too and it's difficult to concentrate on saying anything appart from a lot of swearing in Spanish.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I'm guessing that doesn't include
puta madre
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Sometimes, maybe
I have a very bad mouth when having sex.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Too few people do

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I've realised that slowly, with experience
Still, it's difficult to control, but eh, I don't want to control it!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 15:31, Reply)

A bad mouth?
I heard you got the level of suction just right ;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Ha!
Who told you that, eh? I want names!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Here y'are
The names are in the grey box
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I'm scared to click

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Oh, yeah
I had forgotten about that. I think I'll do it, but I don't think anyone will like my music.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 15:44, Reply)

I'd like to do it, but my burner is broked :-(

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 16:03, Reply)

What's the gag -

The Positive orgasm - calling Oh Yes, Yes!
The Negative orgasm - calling Oh no, no!
The Religious - calling out God's name.
The Fake - calling out your name.
The Genuine - calling out your best friend's name.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 20 May 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Surely it all sounds like "oorrgllarggll"
If they're gagging.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Ha! Excellent.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 20 May 2010, 15:13, Reply)

I shout during sex. It goes like this:
SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR YOU LITTLE BASTARD AND FUCK OFF!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 20 May 2010, 17:14, Reply)

I too would have had that Octosome (MMMMMMMM)
like a cocktastic key stage 1 maths test it would have been.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:43, Reply)

I had a threesome with my best friend and her boyfriend
It was awesome. So was the 7some (FFFFMMM), in case anyone's interested. Everyone should try it, ideally with people you know but no-one you're romantically interested in. Apologies if anyone had been hoping for confirmation that multiple-partner sex games are not all they're cracked up to be.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:17, Reply)