On a CV, the other day:
Interests:

I'm just a normal guy I like to go out on the weekend with my friends just want any person dose


That's only the end of the CV. It's all full of mistakes.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 15:54, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

My mate marks Music Tech exams
He showed me one which contained "the main theme begins, aspiring a sense of clam"
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I feel bad laughing at these things
As I always have a lot of mistakes, but then, if it's your mother tongue and you can't communicate properly on it, you deserve to be laughed at.

I'm a grammar nazi in Spanish and my friends and family never appreciated it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 15:59, Reply)

because they don't speak Spanish

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 20 May 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Not PROPER Spanish, no
They don't even know some very common words. Worst of all is my mother, who keeps trying to talk with slang, but always has it wrong.

For example, when we are scared, we say:

Me cago por la pata pa'bajo (I shit down the leg)

She says:

Me cago por la mata bajo (I shit under the bush)

How is that supposed to mean anything?? How am I supposed to tell my mother that she's not using the slang properly??
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Just tell her that she needs to sort her shit out.

(Cave Duck, Thu 20 May 2010, 16:05, Reply)

are you not familiar with seafood as a metaphor for emotions?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Oh, that was a good answer

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 16:04, Reply)

thanks
your praise really raised my scallop there
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 16:16, Reply)

I'm learning so many jokes today...
I'm going to annoy my bf all the way to London by saying one every 5 min.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 16:17, Reply)