I'm gonna bring the smackdown to Catface
if he mocks you when I'm there.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 May 2010, 21:55, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

He's very supportive really.
When we were told to "draw our ideal birth experience" at NCT antenatal class he nobly refrained from depicting the chestbursting scene from Alien.
He's going to be in charge of roast potatoes when you come for Sunday dinner so we can't anger him.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 20 May 2010, 22:00, Reply)

have you enjoyed your nct classes?
we had to design our ideal pain relief drug, and my undergrad days kicked in, so I started designing one that would treat parasitic diseases in rural africa - so didn't need to be refrigerated, oral delivery, 1 dose, then realised that it was a jokey exercise, not a graded essay.
( ascorbate, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I've enjoyed meeting the people
and seeing other massive bumps. The actual class is a bit too treehuggy for me. The other couples think that too but no one actually wants to tell the teacher. Love the idea of your drug design. I got similarly carried away with the huge assortment of pastels and watercolour pencils. I had full-on Vermeer style operating theatre drawings going on while everyone else was drawing stickmen midwives.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:33, Reply)