"Loose?"
Like your anal ring?

Well ninjaed
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:54, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Coming from you!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:56, Reply)

I will enforce the correct usage of the words "lose" and "loose"
even if I have to sentence every offender to DEATH BY BUMDERING
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:58, Reply)

*dons executioner's hood*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:00, Reply)

I'm pleased to see you are finally embracing the fact that you are a gargantuan Bertie Woofter

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:02, Reply)

If I hadn't said it someone else would have
Better to make the joke and take the plaudits than to endure the joke and the jibes that follow thereafter. Learnt that in school. It was there that my crippling self-esteem issues began to manifest themselves, forcing me to seek out the company of my fellow social inadequates.

In short, the reason I'm here, annoying you, is because of people like you.

You bastard.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:09, Reply)

You poofter

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:09, Reply)

I was referring to the fact you commented on the slackness of someone's anal passage
I'd imagine yours was so roomy you could house a family of Tibetans.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Oh, I know what you were referring to
But you assume I'm the sort of bumder that receives.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:12, Reply)

You blatantly are.
Your last boyfriend made you grow your hair so he could hold on to it while he was rogering you.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Actually,
I think you'll find my last boyfriend made me shave my head after I misplaced the itchy marrow
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Two fruits and a vegetable.
Could almost be a crap sitcom.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Sounds like a potential spin-off from Will and Grace
if one of the actors ever has an accident which leaves them slobbering in a wheelchair for the rest of their natural life
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Wheels and Grace

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:21, Reply)

^ nice

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:24, Reply)

You set them up, I knock 'em down.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:25, Reply)

That is one of my most hated spelling mistakes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:57, Reply)

It really makes me want to rape people

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:59, Reply)

till they're loose?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:07, Reply)

It would teach them the difference
A "lesson" they'd never forget.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:08, Reply)

a sexy lesson

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Deeply sexy
And always, ALWAYS grammatically correct.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Thanks!
One tries one's best.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:23, Reply)

You can't really get away with using that as your excuse.

I've tried, believe me. 'It was the spelling mistakes, your honour'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:08, Reply)

"Your honour, I present, for your consideration
the prose submitted by my accuser. Note how she has not only used the archaic present participle 'loosing' where she clearly meant 'losing,' but has also, in the same sentence, reverted to so-called 'Americanised' spelling and at least one 'grocer's apostrophe'. Does it not just make you tumescent with rage?"
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:12, Reply)

if he doesn't bend her over the bench he's insane

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:13, Reply)

I hate 'swop'.
Apparently it's allowed, but then so are neon legwarmers. Doesn't mean you should.
And I certainly don't want to see it it in my local newspaper.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:59, Reply)

It's not allowed by me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:04, Reply)

good

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:10, Reply)

me too
unfortunately my mrs does it frequently....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:02, Reply)

AND YOU WANT TO MARRY HER!!!!!

( girlinthehole, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Well he doesn't want to loose her

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:07, Reply)

too late for that
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:11, Reply)

AND YOU STILL WANT TO MARRY HER?
That's dedication...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I heard
her farts have dropped a whole octave since you started seeing her, you randy goat. Brings new meaning to 'slacker chic'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:17, Reply)