Milton Keynes is not as grim as everyone thinks it is
but it's still pretty grim so I'm going to pretend I think it's brilliant and that'll make me look like I'm an individual rather than a lifeless office drone and oh hello is that a pretty girl well hello my dear what a smashing blouse...


Told ya.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:29, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Is it one of those blouses that middle aged women wear in offices
wherby you can see through it and see their bra? And the open one button to many and lean over you lots, sticking of fags and desperation?

I do hope so.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:31, Reply)

I don't think I can mimic you
but you can knit. and knit well.
And that's worth something.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:31, Reply)

No I can't.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Then you're worthless.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Didn't you knit your hat?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Nope, that was my friend Debi.
I fucking love that hat.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:58, Reply)

It was utterly fantastic
I want a Sex Bob-Omb t shirt, before Scott Pilgrim comes out and everyone knows the joke.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I'm going to buy a T-shirt with a unicorn on.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:02, Reply)

you can get ones that say Unicorns R Fantastic
you should get one of those
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:05, Reply)

That sounds nice, I might.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:06, Reply)

a uni friend had one
she also had a rainbow brite costume (homemade) that she would wear when she (or anyone else) was feeling down
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:08, Reply)

I want a Strawberry Shortcake one.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:10, Reply)