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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You'd thought I'd forgotten didn't you?
IT'S THE IMPRESSIONS THREAD 2!

lets all do impressions of each other with hilarious results!
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:14, 81 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Fuck off.
MontyBoyce : most likely to wear tweed dungs,
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:19, Reply)
That could be any number of offtopicers.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:20, Reply)
It's funny because he's impersonating Monty Boyce
Psychochomp: lol jk
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:21, Reply)
Darth Foxtrot:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE3PQ0gIiJE
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:22, Reply)
I can't watch that
and I think I should be glad
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:25, Reply)
I can't watch it.
BECAUSE IT'S JUST TOO GAY
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:26, Reply)
I won't bother to say "I'll watch it when I get home"
cos I'll forget. Can you give me a synopsis?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:27, Reply)
It's very gay
That's all I can say about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:30, Reply)
Is this something to do with Glee?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:40, Reply)
no, it's this massive bumsexual talking all nancy like
he's nowhere near as cute as you and his hair is terrible
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:41, Reply)
The word bumsexual just made me do an OfficeMFOTFABL

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:44, Reply)
awhat?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:47, Reply)
I Moved my Foot On The Floor A Bit Laughing

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:49, Reply)
It's a stupid cunt being over the top camp for the camera
and then doing a really shit attempt at singing Tik Tok by Ke$sha in a stupid over the top camp cunt manner.

He should be stabbed in the crotch with a garden fork.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:40, Reply)
I really, really can't stand very OTT campness
I'm a friend to friends of Dorothy (ffs I am Dorothy!) but sometimes there's a line.

He's bummed the line and left it broken and bleeding.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:42, Reply)
I have clicked this for it is poetic and mentions gay.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:07, Reply)
*gasp*
how very dare you
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:29, Reply)
Kristine:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11SvDtPBhA
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:41, Reply)
MILEYBIRD!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:41, Reply)
I like to think of you as that chick that's rocking kicks.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:42, Reply)
I like to think of you as that bloke in that movie that she's in
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wxOVn99FTE
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:47, Reply)
I look a lot like that chap
but I'm better looking.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:49, Reply)
That's exactly what I thought.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:54, Reply)
My god is it Friday already?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:20, Reply)
Yes you slept through wednesday.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:22, Reply)
No, I had an exam on Wednesday
I tried to sleep through today but stupid body woke me up at 8.30.

DAMN THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:24, Reply)
This is going well, isn't it?

Almost as good as last time.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:23, Reply)
Not my fault you're all shit.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:23, Reply)
it is
and you know it
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:31, Reply)
I'm embarrassed for you.
I think this is one of those rare occasions when everyone would understand if you deleted the thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:32, Reply)
Yeah, it hasn't worked out well
Shame, it's a cracking idea in principle... hang on, why am I being nice?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:34, Reply)
What was it that Wormulus said about you ages ago?
You should stick to being the best person on offtopic?

How the mighty have fallen.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:34, Reply)
That's what I said to Sexface
when I heard he slept with you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:41, Reply)
Really? That's great if true.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:44, Reply)
Sadly it's not true
I've only spoken to him once, and that was while he was trying to have sex with CHCB. Luckily she turned him down and the rest is midget porn history
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:45, Reply)
She's a lucky LUCKY woman.
I will tell my side of the story one day. Just not online.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:46, Reply)
I can't wait to hear it
I'm a sucker for salacious gossip.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:50, Reply)
I'll tell you at the pub.
Provided I'm not vomming, being beaten up by Chompy or shagging someone in the loos
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:52, Reply)
please wait until I'm able to hear it too!
oh man, WHY do I have to live all the fucking way over here?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:53, Reply)
Nothing too exciting.
To be honest I'll probably keep it to myself. It won't reflect well on me or him. But I'm fed up of it being brought up really...
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:58, Reply)
it'll die down eventually

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:01, Reply)
It's not even the worst b3tan related thing I've done
the only thing about that is that I only told a b3tan I trusted. I didn't walk into a living room full of them, and no one burst into the bedroom and took a picture of my minge :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:06, Reply)
hahaha!
This is Al. He will pass this meme down to his grandkids.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:26, Reply)
It's not just Al
it's a lot of /talk too.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:31, Reply)
there is
nothing else to /talk about. I mean come on- REAL sex
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:32, Reply)
no such thing!
he just huddled her into his tent and showed her his sticker collection
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:36, Reply)
The fact it was in a bunkbed makes this whole sordid affair even funnier

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:37, Reply)
Did someone really burst in a take a photo?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:37, Reply)
Hexy
The elfin cunt.

I guess it was revenge for me cooing over him and JAction and Sexface for snapping pictures of them snuggling.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:39, Reply)
*IRLfacepalm*

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:46, Reply)
He had six of the sparkly ones
and then he let have swapsies on all his spares.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:37, Reply)
AND I got a MTFU badge for doing so.
Oh aye, and a baby and a husband. But a MTFU badge, fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:20, Reply)
I would cope with swollen ankles just to be you.
Good luck with getting the creature out of you!
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:32, Reply)
I don't think I know anyone well enough to impersonate them
I'm rarely funny anyway so I'm useless
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:24, Reply)
Milton Keynes is not as grim as everyone thinks it is
but it's still pretty grim so I'm going to pretend I think it's brilliant and that'll make me look like I'm an individual rather than a lifeless office drone and oh hello is that a pretty girl well hello my dear what a smashing blouse...


Told ya.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:29, Reply)
Is it one of those blouses that middle aged women wear in offices
wherby you can see through it and see their bra? And the open one button to many and lean over you lots, sticking of fags and desperation?

I do hope so.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:31, Reply)
I don't think I can mimic you
but you can knit. and knit well.
And that's worth something.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:31, Reply)
No I can't.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:53, Reply)
Then you're worthless.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:55, Reply)
Didn't you knit your hat?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:56, Reply)
Nope, that was my friend Debi.
I fucking love that hat.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:58, Reply)
It was utterly fantastic
I want a Sex Bob-Omb t shirt, before Scott Pilgrim comes out and everyone knows the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:00, Reply)
I'm going to buy a T-shirt with a unicorn on.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:02, Reply)
you can get ones that say Unicorns R Fantastic
you should get one of those
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:05, Reply)
That sounds nice, I might.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:06, Reply)
a uni friend had one
she also had a rainbow brite costume (homemade) that she would wear when she (or anyone else) was feeling down
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:08, Reply)
I want a Strawberry Shortcake one.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:10, Reply)
*pole dances*

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:46, Reply)
Ha!
that's so Monty!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:48, Reply)
Lampito

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:50, Reply)
If I poledanced I dare say I'd be more toned.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:53, Reply)
more muscular likely

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:55, Reply)
I'm just blubber at the moment

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:57, Reply)
dance more
or get a dog
I notice that now that I've got a dog I don't have time to eat because I'm too busy taking care of her
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:03, Reply)
I dance horrifically
I'm going to walk more.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:04, Reply)
Djtrialprice
At least, he likes to dance on my pole.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:50, Reply)
those dances aren't free matey!
I'm keeping a tab for my pimp yo'
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:58, Reply)
Work it, bitch.
Daddy needs a new car. You'd better come home from Liverpool with a tight roll of notes.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:59, Reply)
we cool
just don't hit me again yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:00, Reply)
My baby don't bring home no green if she bruised.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:04, Reply)
Hahahahaha
green for tha monnay and gold for tha honnay
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:12, Reply)

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