I recently remembered that alcohol is a drug and a fun drug.
and got paralytic. The photos are amusing.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:31, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'm not good at alcohol these days
I have more or less abandoned it in favour or spliffs, in terms of getting wasted.

I like to drink beer and wine because I like it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Had three tokes yesterday
fairly far gone.

My god I'm a cheap wastrel.
At least it wasn't as bad as the time I had a standard skin full of probably 40weed60tobacco, I thought my skeleton was shrinking inside me.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:34, Reply)

I still get caned pretty easily
but can carry on for a good while afterwards

although if I have more than 3 beers first I will be ruined very quickly.

I got The Fear for the first time in years on the way back from holiday. had stopped at a Premier Inn and was having a cheeky midnight spliff in the carpark and after going in I was convinced the desk staff knew and were going to ruin me somehow. Ridiculous.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:43, Reply)

paranoid?
on weed? Never.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:05, Reply)

this wasn't just ordinary paranoia
this was The Fear. It's almost enjoyable it's so ludicrous
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:22, Reply)

I don't do weed
since I'm allergic to loads of stuff and wouldn't take the risk.

Except it turns out I *have* done weed without realising it. Last Sonisphere apparantly
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:32, Reply)

My weed tolerance is abysmal these days.
TWO DRAGS and I spent all evening terrified that everyone could tell what a state I was in.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:36, Reply)

We should do it together
we'd end up paranoid beyond belief. It'd be amusingly terrifying.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Hurr hurr
Lampito wants to 'do it' with Wookiee!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:38, Reply)

We had chemistry
or that might have been the large amounts of chili in my bloodstream...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:40, Reply)

chili his semen bloodstream stomach, hair and nasal cavities.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:43, Reply)

I'd been saving it in a jar for months.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:45, Reply)

jar KFC boneless bucket
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:46, Reply)

How did you know?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Saw you on Crimewatch
Being ejected from the KFC you go by on your drunken way home.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I assume I was in the background while they reconstructed one of the frequent shootings.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:01, Reply)

They couldn't recreate your 'shooting'
Not even after the watershed.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:04, Reply)

He told me it was "special" sauce :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Doesn't everyone?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:42, Reply)

No

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Yeah sorry, got that the the wrong way around, I meant everyone doesn't.
/BGB
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:44, Reply)