I have way too much to do
My company want to give me a raise as they have given me twice as much work to do as is physcially possible to do in a day but because some things are not getting done because I don't pyhsically have enough time they can't give me a raise because people are complaining things aren't getting done.

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

What's made you go insane with twisted stupid fucked up logic recently?

Alternatively, what is the point of diet coke it tastes awful.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 24 May 2010, 10:53, 192 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Diet coke is for fat chicks to make it look like they're making an effort.
Also, I hate you.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 10:56, Reply)

I'm not really in the right mood for the hate jokes today :o(

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 24 May 2010, 10:58, Reply)

So I win!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(doppler effect)oooooooooooooooooo
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Wouldn't the doppler effect go
woooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:14, Reply)

I'm starting WOO-ing while in your face
Then running away.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:15, Reply)

I like diet coke
regular coke is too sweet.

However, I don't really drink it without Jack because fizzy drinks hurt!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 10:57, Reply)

They hurt? How?
Are you a Mentos mint?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 10:58, Reply)

haha yes
they hurt your throat! Well, they hurt my throat. Not really pain I suppose, but discomfort. I could never down a freshly opened can of coke, it's just horrible.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Poor sensitive child
What about beer? Champagne?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:06, Reply)

None of them are as fizzy as a newly opened bottle/can of coke.
I don't really like beer. Champagne is ok on occasion, although I don't really drink it because it tastes nice, more because it's the thing to do.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I prefer diet
to fat coke. I couldn't give two shits about the calories but I'd rather rim a tramp than drink normal coke - it tastes fucking minging.
(berk, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:03, Reply)

All coke is rubbish.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:03, Reply)

All Pepsi is rubbish
and Dr Pepper is just disgusting
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:05, Reply)

You're so very fucking wrong about Dr Pepper

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Your face is so very fucking wrong.
Why does Dr Pepper come in a can?

Because his wife died.

hehe
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:08, Reply)

I like the joke
But am indifferent to the insult.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:10, Reply)

It was said with Monday morning lethargy
I'll do better later in the week.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:18, Reply)

I get "Your face" retorts from the missus all the time
I love them, but I want more.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:19, Reply)

my bloke is pretty indifferent to my insults as well
although I called him a dickslap yesterday which made him giggle.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:28, Reply)

I like that one

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:30, Reply)

I just called cunt by my mrs :-(
I did call her a twat in front of her parents the other day...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:31, Reply)

But in her defence
you are a cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Not quite all *sniffs*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:45, Reply)

that sort of coke is definitely rubbish
it's overpriced and turns people into dickheads.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Pepsi Max please.
On the rare occasion I drink fizzy pop.
( girlinthehole, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:05, Reply)

diet coke
is good for diabetics. and for siblings of diabetics who were only allowed it once a year at christmas, it was pretty special. not that I'm bitter about only being allowed carbonated beverages once a year for most of my childhood. oh no. and it's not like my siblings and I all have an unhealthy attachment to diet coke now. so my parents plan worked brilliantly.
( ascorbate, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:06, Reply)

serious question to you as a new mum
does the caffeine affect breast milk?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Vit: "Well, why don't we find out?"
*70s bassline kicks in*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:14, Reply)

only if I wipe it on my nipples
serious answer - only if I drink gallons of the stuff - but then my milk being affected would be the least of my worries. 1 can a day makes no difference to sprog (and believe me, I tried cutting out ALL caffiene in the early days and he was still, well, a baby. I still drink the stuff most days and he occasionally sleeps now!
( ascorbate, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:11, Reply)

this makes me happy for any future sprogenations I may attempt
I would miss coffee way too much.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:12, Reply)

this may be of interest then!
www.kellymom.com/health/lifestyle/caffeine.html
( ascorbate, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Diet Coke tastes of tablets

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:16, Reply)

We had a similar thread on /talk t'other day
I got called an internet fat girl, as usual.
I enjoy real coke, and diet coke, but I have a weird love for Pepsi.

Dr Pepper is great, fizzy Vimto is AMAZING, sparlking water with a little bit of fresh lemon is divine.

Twisted fucked up logic? I'm not eating til late in the day. Therefore I'm more likely not to burn off what I eat. But I don't eat for the rest of the day, so I'm burning supplies. Or something.

In short, over Thursday-Friday I had frozen yogurt, a packet of Hula Hoops, 3 pints of cider and 3 pints of Long Island Ice Tea.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:23, Reply)

This seems like a reasonable approach to me.
If I'm on the booze I'll frequently go up to about 30 hours with no food at all, and as we all know I am a smokin' hottie.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:29, Reply)

You could chomp MY chain
(I guess that would work better you saying it. Male genitals are more "chainlike" than female ones...)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Unless there's something exceptionally wrong with you
Or you're an avid fan of labial piercings.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:32, Reply)

*shakes hips*
*jingles*
*sees Magneto*
OH SHI-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Does Aluminium annoy Magneto?
Can he lift it?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:36, Reply)

I guessed it was all metal
but not all metal is magnetic.

FUCKING MAGNETO, HOW DOES HE WORK?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:37, Reply)

None of my titanium piercings are magnetic
I would be immune to his powers.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:04, Reply)

If you made a clone of Magneto, and then introduced them to each other,
would they end up permanently locked in a 69 position?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:40, Reply)

I don't think they'd mind though
It's not gay if it's your clone.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:41, Reply)

In the same way that it's not rape to travel back in time and bum your younger self.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Exactly

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:46, Reply)

I fucking love coke
if I were to have a habit that wasn't drugs then coke would be it.

diet coke does ming. fat people should drink coke zero instead.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:31, Reply)

I recently remembered that alcohol is a drug and a fun drug.
and got paralytic. The photos are amusing.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:31, Reply)

I'm not good at alcohol these days
I have more or less abandoned it in favour or spliffs, in terms of getting wasted.

I like to drink beer and wine because I like it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Had three tokes yesterday
fairly far gone.

My god I'm a cheap wastrel.
At least it wasn't as bad as the time I had a standard skin full of probably 40weed60tobacco, I thought my skeleton was shrinking inside me.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:34, Reply)

I still get caned pretty easily
but can carry on for a good while afterwards

although if I have more than 3 beers first I will be ruined very quickly.

I got The Fear for the first time in years on the way back from holiday. had stopped at a Premier Inn and was having a cheeky midnight spliff in the carpark and after going in I was convinced the desk staff knew and were going to ruin me somehow. Ridiculous.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:43, Reply)

paranoid?
on weed? Never.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:05, Reply)

this wasn't just ordinary paranoia
this was The Fear. It's almost enjoyable it's so ludicrous
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:22, Reply)

I don't do weed
since I'm allergic to loads of stuff and wouldn't take the risk.

Except it turns out I *have* done weed without realising it. Last Sonisphere apparantly
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:32, Reply)

My weed tolerance is abysmal these days.
TWO DRAGS and I spent all evening terrified that everyone could tell what a state I was in.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:36, Reply)

We should do it together
we'd end up paranoid beyond belief. It'd be amusingly terrifying.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Hurr hurr
Lampito wants to 'do it' with Wookiee!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:38, Reply)

We had chemistry
or that might have been the large amounts of chili in my bloodstream...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:40, Reply)

chili his semen bloodstream stomach, hair and nasal cavities.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:43, Reply)

I'd been saving it in a jar for months.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:45, Reply)

jar KFC boneless bucket
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:46, Reply)

How did you know?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Saw you on Crimewatch
Being ejected from the KFC you go by on your drunken way home.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I assume I was in the background while they reconstructed one of the frequent shootings.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:01, Reply)

They couldn't recreate your 'shooting'
Not even after the watershed.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:04, Reply)

He told me it was "special" sauce :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Doesn't everyone?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:42, Reply)

No

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Yeah sorry, got that the the wrong way around, I meant everyone doesn't.
/BGB
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Apologies for the belated response to this
but I've just, well half an hour ago, been fed a chocolate-covered coca leaf by a workmate who's just been to Peru. And I feel fucking weird. My head is spaced but my heart is pounding. It's somewhere between being stoned and coked up, which makes it a suitable response to the above.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:59, Reply)

chocolate covered coffee beans
and me is a very dangerous combination!
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Do you turn into Bane from out of Batman?
cos that would be AWESOME

as long as I was nowhere near you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:18, Reply)

I recently got back in touch with a girl I knew at Uni
Now that we're both very much settled with our respective partners and she lives 150 miles away, she's decided to tell me she wanted to fuck me, like, 9 years ago. When we actually could have.

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT OF THAT?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:57, Reply)

I've had that before!
Why didn't they say so back then?!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Exactly!
I absolutely would have back then. I mean, I still would now, but I'm not going to. Fucks sakes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:00, Reply)

It's worse when it's someone you knew while you were with someone else,
and they're all "Yeah, I totally wanted to get all nasty back then. I don't any more, of course, now that you're single."
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:00, Reply)

I think this is a time when punching a woman is allowed.
I don't condone violence against women, only necessary force
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Maybe not a punch
so much as a cockslap
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:19, Reply)

That sucks.
Almost as bad as the boy who doesn't know if he hates you, is bored by you, dislikes you, wants to fuck you, or wants to just be friends.

My feelings for him have remained fairly constant in the 4 years I've had them.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Know what
Some of the lads from my old neighbourhood ended up in a party at my parents' house last year. My dad said one of them (a few years younger than me) got proper annoying and maudlin, asking "Where's your roota? Why's she not here? How's she doing. I really cared about her. She wasn't interested. Probably wouldn't know me if she fell over me I'll bet, Can you tell her I was asking after her."
Then after my dad had gone to bed my ucle's mate heard them discussing me. Apparently they all liked me but I thought I was a cut above. Oh yeah I thought that when I was getting battered by the kids round there.

Fucking weirdos, I'm sure they made it up because all I can remember is them being annoying when we were little kids, and then calling me a fucking dyke from over the road when we were a bit older.
I sincerely think these people didn't think it at the time, think it in hindsight and then make out it was a bigger deal than it was so you feel guilty. Nobody fancied me. I was a dork. Suddenly they're claiming they did. Piss off.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:04, Reply)

I would have fancied you when you were a kid

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:10, Reply)

You sure you wouldn't have calld me a bad smelly hippy and thrown spuds at me?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:10, Reply)

No, I probably would have been running away from the spud throwers with you

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Yay!
With stripey tights on!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Red and black stripey tights on girls
are HOT. FACT.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:25, Reply)

White and black.
Only way to go.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:30, Reply)

That's also hot
More 'Wicked Witch' than 'Minnie the Minx'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:32, Reply)

I love Amanda Palmer
ignore chubbiness:
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs253.ash1/18042_424324400511_640185511_10905254_8205129_n.jpg
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:37, Reply)

You really are going to feel better when you meet me

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Shh you

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Thinking about it
you could find me relatively easily on facebook
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Do we have Mutual Friends?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:52, Reply)

haven't searched for you
would have felt a bit rude. Though I shall now

But my subject is really very rare and there is a facebook group for it. Supreme facebook stalkage
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Are you on CA&AH or whatever it was?
Search away. My profile pic is the same as the one on my profile, I assume you know my pseudonym
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:59, Reply)

yup
friend of gay men.

Edit: found, but no mutual friends. Sad times
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Add me!
I would have thought we would have some :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:05, Reply)

prepare for random add!
Edit: I am currently a lolcat
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:10, Reply)

I did not realise that was your name.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:17, Reply)

What did you think it was?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Amber?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:20, Reply)

She looks quite buxom in that profile picture in the dress

(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Don't be too afraid of this, Amberl. He did this to me
but pictures of my legs in stockings.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Oh that's right
it was just your legs.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:23, Reply)

I'm going to have to do some stalking now damn you
*stalks*

hmmm, now I know who Lampito is, Amberl is eluding me...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I found you through an event
of some kind.
I've known who you are for a while now.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:27, Reply)

I have a feeling I may have stalked you slightly before
you have a good name. I particularly like the use of the middle initial. It's effective.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:28, Reply)

My "middle initial" is my real first name
I changed my facebook to [Real name] [Pseudonym] [surname] when the pseudonym was first coined, but then [Pseudonym] [Real name] [surname] as people started calling me the pseudonym more, then changed real name to inital to stop my dad stalking me.

tl;dr - I'm boring
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:30, Reply)

not that boring
:-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Just stalked you again
in the window where it shows your friends, 5 were b3tans. Pfft.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:33, Reply)

that's probably because the b3tans are far more active on facebook than the RL ones

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:34, Reply)

You've not met her in real life yet

(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:34, Reply)

granted

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Fuck off and die you twat

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:35, Reply)

:S
is my profile not private?

Edit: edited my privacy settings. Can it be seen now?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:23, Reply)

I don't know
but I've worked out why you're a Tory
AmberL
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:29, Reply)

for an instant I thought the lower of those was Pierce Brosnan....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:30, Reply)

She wishes

(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:31, Reply)

I'm sure she does

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:32, Reply)

That is an embarassing picture :(
Edit: also Al, if it makes you feel better, Dave's being a bit of a prick at the moment
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:33, Reply)

You're not far from London
you should come to my b3ta stag drinkies on the 18th
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Lampito did mention it
I am actually free on that day so am tempted
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:36, Reply)

I thought it was nice
not the torified one.

Al's a monumental cunt. Shame I can't see his pictures, I'd do the same to him.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:34, Reply)

his are bad enough as it is

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Thanks Lampito
it's a very old one. Nov 2007 if I remember
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:37, Reply)

I think it's a lovely photo
at the risk of engaging the pandatron, you look very cute.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Cheers
That night has some good memories
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:44, Reply)

You totally got some hot cock that evening

(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Normal service has been resumed

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Nope
It was just very funny and sweet. Someone asked me out very nicely. Unfortunately I was hospitalised a few days later so it never went anywhere.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:56, Reply)

It's not that you can't see my pictures
it's that there aren't any pictures
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I can't write on your wall either :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Oh sorry about that
I've taken you off limited profile now
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Why was I on it in the first place?! :P

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:44, Reply)

I totally know who you are now.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Are you going to post recent pictures of her onto here?
-narrows eyes-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Ooooo, do you want me to?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:21, Reply)

No, it was fucking creepy when you did it to me.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Did I really do that?
I do apologise.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Here we are
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post563790
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:25, Reply)

That's fair enough

(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:31, Reply)

You can almost see the back of your teeth
apologies, that sounds nasty when I didn't intend it to be mean!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:41, Reply)

I don't understand

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Meaning you can almost see up your skirt

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:44, Reply)

oh yes I see
I was wearing tights underneath the stockings. My thighs aren't that colour naturally.

They're more white.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Ahhh
I wasn't to know that. Sorry!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:48, Reply)

You don't really need to think about what's between my legs
For your own sanity.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:52, Reply)

halloween allnighter
2005
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:33, Reply)

At the Krazy House?
I'd gone back home by 2005 *sadface*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Were you there for the 2002 one?
Or 2004?
(Think I missed 2003)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:43, Reply)

I think I was at the 2002 halloween allnighter
I left Liverpool summer of 2004
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Ah, 2002
That was a good'un.
SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SENORA!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:46, Reply)

God, not heard that in ages!
What song's that? Is it from Beetlejuice?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Yup

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Eh
I can't be arsed to break out the Pandatron today. Consider yourself lucky.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:12, Reply)

No that's me point
It's not lucky. You wouldn't want any of those divpots to fancy you anyway!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I meant Kitty being nice to you
I could've got out the Pandatron. Nevermind.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:15, Reply)

if Kitty fancies you, you must be on fucking fire
She'd better mean it
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:18, Reply)

I'm lost
Kitty fancies you, not I :p
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:19, Reply)

I meant 'one'

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:21, Reply)

I like diet coke
tastes better than the normal stuff
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:14, Reply)

^this
is categorically untrue
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:16, Reply)

wrong
I much prefer diet coke, and a chilled diet cherry coke with ice is loooooooovely
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:18, Reply)

mm diet coke
not so fond of the cherry stuff.

Did you like the lemon and lime stuff?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:22, Reply)

not really to be honest
cherry diet coke with Sailor Jerry is luscious as well
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:34, Reply)

you are wrong my old son

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:23, Reply)

I've always thought that to be a curious expression
"my old son". If he's your son, you're probably in no position to admonish him for being old.

He is wrong though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Devon you see
His son is also his father
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Good work
You'd think that living in Norfolk I'd have got that sooner
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:27, Reply)

that's the thing about Norfolk
diminished capacity to reason
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:30, Reply)

and a better gripping ability

(Halfy By light alone, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Diminished requirement to reason, actually

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:36, Reply)

But the gills come in handy, surely?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Not yet
I wasn't born here so am playing catchup in the genetic mutation stakes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:56, Reply)

take up incest
the game the whole family can play
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:01, Reply)

I am torn between officelol and officevomitus
My family live in Nottingham, however. Sorry to disappoint you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:04, Reply)

are there no trains man?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:14, Reply)

respect your elders sonny jim!

(Halfy By light alone, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:34, Reply)

You could be 12 for all we know

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:44, Reply)

multiply that by 3

(Halfy By light alone, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Maths? On a Monday? Really?!
You are older than him, though. Vipros, do as the man says
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:49, Reply)

I have no respect for my elders

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:23, Reply)

this thread is much more entertaining if you replace coke with cock throughout

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:16, Reply)

You, sir, are a scoundrel and a pervert

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:21, Reply)

a scoundrel and a pervert right
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Granted

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:26, Reply)

just like everybody else then

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:30, Reply)

and Pepsi with "minge"?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Coke is a revolting liquid crammed with far too sugar - 37g/can = 7 teaspoons

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:23, Reply)

mmmmmmm

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:24, Reply)

mmmm tooth rot

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:25, Reply)

my teeth are far too robust for mere sugar to damage them
and it's not like it hangs around in your mouth. things like crisps are worse for your teeth.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Tasty, tasty heart palpitations

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Oops.
On my second can of relentless already. That's, um, 107g of sugar today.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:50, Reply)