I'm impressed you managed to text your Mum whilst in her company without her noticing

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 May 2010, 16:57, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I have incredibly deft thumbs.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 24 May 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Worth knowing
Next time I find a dyke with a hole that needs plugging, I'll let you know
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 May 2010, 17:02, Reply)

I would imagine the nightclubs you go to
are full of them.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 May 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Lezzers plugged by small dutch boys' thumbs to stop them gushing and flooding the Netherlands

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 May 2010, 17:05, Reply)

He wouldn't know
he spends all his time in the toilets. With a paper bag on his head.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 17:06, Reply)

I set 'em up, Monty...
...and Al makes a joke about my face. My horrible, horrible face. Am still waiting for my Molly Ringwald moment where I get this makeover to reveal that I've been beautiful all along. Could happen.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 May 2010, 17:08, Reply)

I'm waiting for your Molly Ringwold moment when you put on lipstick
by holding it between your collosal man boobs.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 May 2010, 17:09, Reply)

You spend an obscene amount of time thinking about my physical appearance
I think you fancy me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 May 2010, 17:27, Reply)

I think
you need Gok Wan to make you feel beautiful, girlfriend!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 17:36, Reply)

Yeah, you so want me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 24 May 2010, 17:43, Reply)

Ha, finally!
www.b3tards.com/u/2d02d2b686cbd66f1844/deft.gif
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 24 May 2010, 17:29, Reply)