That's what happens when you swap the glorious Spanish climate
for the not-so glorious Manchester climate
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 25 May 2010, 9:31, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

That's why I'm trying to move to the south
But with the stupid crisis, there are no jobs.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 25 May 2010, 9:33, Reply)

the weather isn't much different
even here in the best part of the country

although it is still beautifully sunny and warm at the moment
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 9:34, Reply)

It's an average of 3degC warmer
That'll do me for a while.

Anyway, when I say south I mean SOUTH. Italy, Greece, Turkey, Korea, Argentina... No way, they don't work on those places.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 25 May 2010, 9:42, Reply)

ah I see

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 9:50, Reply)

The weather isn't that much better down here
but you wont have to put up with northerners and their strange northern ways.

Edit - bloody hell Vipros, get out of my head!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 25 May 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Northeners aren't so bad
When you get used to the funny talking they're mostly ok.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 25 May 2010, 9:43, Reply)

If you don't mind a thin veneer of artificial bonhomie
that masks a misery and depression borne of generations of downtrodden poverty and grimness, coupled with massive resentment at the wealth and fine weather of the glorious and successful south.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:03, Reply)

^This

( girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:05, Reply)

I am a very happy person and bear no resentment
My bonhomie is totally bony Fido
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:19, Reply)

My northern ways are lovely!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 May 2010, 9:59, Reply)

you're an honorary southerner
because you have style
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Thanks!
But I like being Northern too, so does that make me Midlands?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:06, Reply)

No, I'm a Midlander
You're not welcome 'round 'ere!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Good
Yous are shit anyway
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Your face is shit
YESSSSS! *victory fistpumps*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:20, Reply)

You could earn money doing that on webcam

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:20, Reply)

How much would you pay?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:21, Reply)

*bawks*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Aww yeah
You like it when I victory fistpump, doncha!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:23, Reply)

you are Napolean Dynamite
AICMFP
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:28, Reply)

I'm a southerner
trapped in a northerner's town.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:19, Reply)

you poor thing

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:28, Reply)