I'm in an extremely bad mood today
Because the weather has turned to shit. The last few scorching days have been replaced by bastard clouds and dwindling temperatures.
All I know is that if it was an official job position then the 'Weather Team Leader' would have his P45 clutched in his hands if I had anything to do with it.

/rant...for now
( Ultimate Cakes & Sweets Why,what are you planning to do - photosynthesize?, Tue 25 May 2010, 9:08, 35 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

And yet the world continues to turn.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 25 May 2010, 9:09, Reply)

You still have one of the best names on B3ta.
That must be something.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Makes me think of Ross Kemp ina bakers hat and apron

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 May 2010, 9:22, Reply)

It makes me think of Ross Kemp pretending to be an SAS trooper despite being old and fat
so basically it makes me think of Ross Kemp
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 25 May 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Makes me think of a fucking brilliant record
called Ultimate Cakes & Sweets. I have two copies.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 9:37, Reply)

I know that one...sung by Keane isn't it?
*runs*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 25 May 2010, 9:40, Reply)

You want Immodium for that, old boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Wasn't it Bowie?

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Weather is overrated
Unless it's the weekend. I'd happily take rain and gloom through the week if only I could have glorious sunshine in my spare time. To the BEACH - to the BAR!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 25 May 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Yes, but you don't get it either
You get rain during the weekdays and during the weekend, at least here, in happy Manchester (usually, not last week)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 25 May 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Well that's true but in such events I just skip the beach part
and head straight for the bar.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 25 May 2010, 9:31, Reply)

That's what happens when you swap the glorious Spanish climate
for the not-so glorious Manchester climate
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 25 May 2010, 9:31, Reply)

That's why I'm trying to move to the south
But with the stupid crisis, there are no jobs.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 25 May 2010, 9:33, Reply)

the weather isn't much different
even here in the best part of the country

although it is still beautifully sunny and warm at the moment
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 9:34, Reply)

It's an average of 3degC warmer
That'll do me for a while.

Anyway, when I say south I mean SOUTH. Italy, Greece, Turkey, Korea, Argentina... No way, they don't work on those places.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 25 May 2010, 9:42, Reply)

ah I see

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 9:50, Reply)

The weather isn't that much better down here
but you wont have to put up with northerners and their strange northern ways.

Edit - bloody hell Vipros, get out of my head!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 25 May 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Northeners aren't so bad
When you get used to the funny talking they're mostly ok.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 25 May 2010, 9:43, Reply)

If you don't mind a thin veneer of artificial bonhomie
that masks a misery and depression borne of generations of downtrodden poverty and grimness, coupled with massive resentment at the wealth and fine weather of the glorious and successful south.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:03, Reply)

^This

( girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:05, Reply)

I am a very happy person and bear no resentment
My bonhomie is totally bony Fido
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:19, Reply)

My northern ways are lovely!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 May 2010, 9:59, Reply)

you're an honorary southerner
because you have style
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Thanks!
But I like being Northern too, so does that make me Midlands?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:06, Reply)

No, I'm a Midlander
You're not welcome 'round 'ere!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Good
Yous are shit anyway
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Your face is shit
YESSSSS! *victory fistpumps*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:20, Reply)

You could earn money doing that on webcam

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:20, Reply)

How much would you pay?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:21, Reply)

*bawks*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Aww yeah
You like it when I victory fistpump, doncha!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:23, Reply)

you are Napolean Dynamite
AICMFP
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:28, Reply)

I'm a southerner
trapped in a northerner's town.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:19, Reply)

you poor thing

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:28, Reply)

The Weather Team Leader position has now been axed,
under the first round of civil service economy savers.
He's been replaced by Fred, off the telly weather forecasts.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 25 May 2010, 9:36, Reply)