this is how I feel about John Lennon
*awaits lynching*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:10, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

^agrees
Can't stand The Beatles, especially after living in Liverpool for four years.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:11, Reply)

god yes
listen to A Perfect Circle's version of Imagine. It urinates freely over the original
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:11, Reply)

I shall spotify it later
I love Nonpoint's version of In The Air Tonight but people tell me it's blasphemous
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Of course it is
It was written by Phil "middle-management-twat-in-a-suit-pretending-he-can-be-a-rock-star" Collins
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:17, Reply)

I saw him on TV last week
and compared him to someone's dad who's come to pick them up from a party.

The fucking oaf.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:22, Reply)

oaf he may be
but he is also Zeus

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Almighty Zeus would never have settled for such an embarassing receding hairline

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:28, Reply)

almighty Aegis-bearing

Come on, Crow. Get it RIGHT
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:43, Reply)

*hangs beak in shame*
Sorry miss. I never did any Greek at school.
*twists toe about on ground in that funny way you tend to do when you're ashamed for some reason I've never understood*
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:11, Reply)

It's ok, my corvine friend
I'll forgive you this time.
-narrows eyes- Now LEARN YOUR EPITHETS
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:14, Reply)

There's a guide out there somewhere on t'interweb, called "How to Sing the Blues"
and whilst he's obviously a peddler of cheap, nasty '80s pop rather than blues, I think one point is universally valid.

"No one will believe it's the Blues if you wear a suit, 'less you happen to be an old ethnic person, and you slept in it."

Time to get the boot polish out, Phil
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Fear not, you're in good company here
Bunch of overrated bandwagon-chasers, the lot of 'em - and yet, normally when I voice my opinion, all the Beatles fans in the room look at me like I've just introduced myself as the neighbourhood sex offender.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:14, Reply)

yeah that's what I get too
"THEY CHANGED MUSIC FOREVER!"

Shut. Up.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Perhaps they did
But did they change it for the better? Can we, in fact, blame the Beatles for ruining pop music?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:23, Reply)