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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I thought you said you'd once bumped uglies with a bloke or kissed one or something.(
girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:47,
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There's a hell of a difference between kissing a man when you're off your tits in the middle of an orgyand actual full-on bumsex
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They go well with the glitter balls and the scatter cushions(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:54,
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And dancing otters?BTW Are you drugged or delirious with the joys of pregnancy?
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Gearing up for puerperal psychosis.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:08,
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Six weeks or so.I'm hoping the temperature doesn't go above 21 degrees or so in that period of time. Yesterday was frickin' unbearable. I'm wearing flight socks to try and keep the swelling down. Not a great look.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:36,
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Which of these is the preferable response to a pregnant woman re her appearance?1. "You are glowing. Pregant women are so naturally beautiful."
2. "You don't need to look good when you're 'up the pole'."
3. "It will all be over soon enough."
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1 and 3.And don't do whale song impersonations when they get in the bath.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:46,
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They are all incorrect.I got shouted at for all three at various stages of the pregnancy. The correct answer is that there is no correct answer.
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