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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Rubbish.There are loads worse. Oasis for one.
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There are worse bands.But they are amongst the worst bands I have ever heard.
Wait a minute - I've already posted this...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:36,
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Apart fromsome of the worst lyrics ever - sample: 'slip inside the eye of your mind'? How fucking terrible. That makes 'Why don't presidents fight the war? Why do they always send the poor?' (see below) seem positively Wildean.
Or hackneyed 3rd-rate pedestrian sub-Beatles tunes?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:53,
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They produced the lyric I hate most in the world"she's got a sister, god only knows how I miss her, on the palm of her hand is a blister"
It's like rhyming for three year olds!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:05,
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Ooh you went for a three year oldI was kind and went for five.
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:11,
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Oasis lyrics could be written by a five year oldTake a word, any word, and rhyme it with a word, any word. Here is my oasis attempt:
Hey man take a word
Fly like a bird
And we can get hiiiiiiiiiiigh
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:09,
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Joking aside,I do think everybody who fancies themselves as a lyricist should be forced to qualify themselves with a listen to a good dose of Ray Davies. And if that doesn't fix 'em, we break out the Jake Thackray.
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