MAN MEAT ALL THE WAY
Pork sword + beef curtains.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:35, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Mutton dagger, spam javelin....
GAMMON GATES
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:37, Reply)

How could I forget mutton dagger, being a fan of teh Macc Lads?
Just learned from son: turkey twizzler and dangly ham. Dat's ma boy!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:40, Reply)

What a chap.
Allowance-raise-tastic contribution from the lad.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:46, Reply)

The other week I heard him talking about meat spin with his mate.
"How do you two know about meat spin?" I gasped.
"Mam! How do YOU know about meat spin", replied they......
"Er, I learned it off of a b3tan," muttened I sheepishly.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:59, Reply)

When he starts contributing to the household chores
then he can have a raise.

Actually, no, he gets around £80 quid a month from us anyway for phone and guitar lessons and bugger all in return. If he manages to become a famous guitaranist, then the net contribution we made to his progress will be clawed back with interest until he's paid us off.

/lives in hope...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 26 May 2010, 20:24, Reply)

Gammon gates - my new favourite euphamism

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 May 2010, 17:49, Reply)