It's flippin' cold and grey here
Learning to fly an aeroplane would be my passtime of choice if money was no object.

Pants are essential at work. They give support and confidence.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 27 May 2010, 8:22, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Learning to fly sounds cool
and then I remember my crippling fear of heights. I can't help feeling this would be a disadvantage.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 May 2010, 8:24, Reply)

It's odd.
I am generally crap with heights. I stood on the garage roof the other day to fix something. It wasn't dangerous at all, and I was at most 7' from the ground. But I was shaking like a shitting dog.

Conversely, being in an aeroplane doesn't bother me at all. I've had a go at flying a light aircraft and the height thing wasn't an issue.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 27 May 2010, 8:27, Reply)

I find that about the fear of heights.
I have to survey work on customers' roofs, and it takes all my bottle to do the work.

Planes though, no problem.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 27 May 2010, 8:30, Reply)

You know, I think you're right
I don't get terribly nervous as a passenger. As long as it wasn't an open cockpit I suspect I'd be ok.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 May 2010, 10:11, Reply)

I think I'd be cruising in a small launch
on the Med, or perhaps the Caribbean.

I also wear pants to work, but some folk go commando, and I wondered if they also do so at work.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 27 May 2010, 8:25, Reply)

I just imagine the screaming as one pulls one's zip up through one's pubes.
This has never happened to me, its just the thought, or the look of a tuft of pubes in a zip, to the general public.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 27 May 2010, 8:33, Reply)

You know,
that's a good point, and one which I have never considered. It's not something that's occurred on the few occasions on which I've gone commando, but it is indeed a real risk.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 27 May 2010, 8:34, Reply)

I feel like a wise old sage now.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 27 May 2010, 8:35, Reply)

Well I think you should have one, then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 May 2010, 8:53, Reply)

Pubes? Pah!
Try trapped foreskin. Now THAT fucking hurts. Lots. And I wasn't even commando.
The sight of the little bit of skin caught in the zip with a small gradual seepage of claret can (and did) bring a person to his knees.
Interesting scars though.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 27 May 2010, 8:54, Reply)

Oh
I must admit to having done something similar. I was having a wee when the relative position of penis and zip shifted, such that the open teeth of the zip caught the underside of my cock.

It's quite a delicate operation to rescue that situation.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 27 May 2010, 8:57, Reply)

I actually zipped up and caught foreskin in the zip.
I had pulled the zipper so hard it went straight over the foreskin and caught the little bit of it actually in the zipped up bit.
After much trying to unzip (that FUCKING HURT so much I need to shout even now) I eventually decided to break the zip open.
Oh the relief.
Then the blood.
Yeuk.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 27 May 2010, 9:13, Reply)

How'd you get the beans above the frank?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 May 2010, 9:29, Reply)

?????
The meat was in it's usual place above the two veg. I caught foreskin not nutsack.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 27 May 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Something about Mary

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 May 2010, 9:56, Reply)

HaHa.
Now I remember. Perhaps I had blocked that from memory. Too close for comfort.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 27 May 2010, 11:08, Reply)