I would be on holiday
learning to scuba dive if I had teh monies.

As it stands I'm skint so I'm in work.

I don't always wear pants to work, sometimes I wear a skirt. Today I'm wearing pants though. And thigh high stripey socks for the win
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 9:17, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Aren't thigh high socks just tights?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 9:34, Reply)

No that would be tights
Thigh high socks, if I'm not mistaken, are long socks that stop mid thigh. Clue's in the question.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 May 2010, 9:43, Reply)

You can have tights that stop mid thigh.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 9:47, Reply)

You can't
They would be stockings or hold-ups or socks.
Tights are full.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 May 2010, 9:47, Reply)

I hate tights
they're just so uncomfortable. And they grip you in the middle of the squishy bit of your waist so you look like you've got a big belly.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 9:57, Reply)

They do create a tyre.
But a lot of my dresses are just too short for stockings.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 May 2010, 10:00, Reply)

filthy harlot.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Do you mean stockings?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 May 2010, 9:51, Reply)

No you can't, you spanner.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 May 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Yes, but then you have to waddle about like a penguin

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 27 May 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Like Dick van Dyke!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 May 2010, 10:18, Reply)

How good's your cockney accent?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 27 May 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Boss la

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 May 2010, 10:23, Reply)

No they're sock thickness.
They're proper socks, made of wool and stuff rather than stocking material.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 9:56, Reply)