they don't even want the £20 fine now
they want the £60 or whatever ridiculous amount they charge for lost books even though I have the book. And they've frozen my library card so I can't go to the History faculty library, though my college library are alright
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:19, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

BASTARDS
Papercut them to death.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:21, Reply)

or brain them
with a fucking massive copy of Volume XI of the bloody Cambridge Ancient History Dictionary
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Shut their face in the Liddell and Scott

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:24, Reply)

I don't know if this is going to mean anything
to anybody but me, but I might have Miriam Griffin as my tutor next term
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Apparently it didn't
Congratulations! Or You poor bastard! Depending.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:47, Reply)

My proudest moment at university
was having a library book so overdue that they completely changed their archiving system in the meantime, accidentally writing off about £170 of fines. Hurrah!
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 27 May 2010, 12:30, Reply)