I've been B3ta-ing on my phone all this time
it's why my posts are so short and nonsensical
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:38, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

How do you paragraph?
When I B3ta on my phone it's one long stream.
Of piss.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:38, Reply)

My old phone did that too
but my new one has a proper keyboard.

Ha! Look at me showing off
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Oh stop moaning then
Your phone sounds well flash
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:44, Reply)

The screen's not big enough to see more than about three or four posts at a time
and the keyboard is too fiddly to write long posts
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Fair dooz
Stop being all serious now, call me a fannybasher or something.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Erm...
Roota, I respect you deeply as an individual, I would never stoop so low as to insult you or wish famine and pestilence on you or your family.

But I do hope your Dad gets hep C
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:00, Reply)

He's already got it.
And ball-fungus
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:02, Reply)

My phone has a keyboard, mouse and monitor,
it's too big to carry around and can only run off the mains, also it doesn't function as a phone.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:44, Reply)

install skype

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I've sellotaped a mobile phone to it,
sorted.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:53, Reply)

ha!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Yeah, blame the phone why don't you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:07, Reply)